Fauxnicate

Pretend sex. Frottage, rubbing, clothed petting. Anything that results in stickiness and orgasm without any sort of penetration or in fact removal of clothing.

Bob: "I fauxnicated with Trish last night on the bus ride back from the ski-trip."

Ted: "No you didn't. You guys were fully dressed and were just dry humping."

Bob: "I guarantee you we fauxnicated."

Ted: "how about you write that down..."

by Bob Goatu January 13, 2009

fauxocialite

A social climber or someone on the margins of a perceived "elite" group. A poser or pretentious person.

"Dumb fauxocialite. Doesn't she realize everyone knows she still has one foot in the trailer park?"

by Laurathered March 31, 2009

fauxcialism

The act of pretending to be involved in a socialist community for personal reasons that have nothing to do with the people who are actually involved. i.e. to alleviate guilt, or to get that socio-hippie-freak lover to complete the collection.

Tamera: "I thought he was really fantastic, until I realized he really didn't care about us at all."

Dawn: "Yeah, I had him pegged as being into fauxcialism from the beginning. I hope the sex was good for you."

by sociallyaware June 1, 2011

fauxlice car

a car that looks like a police car but driven by a civilian

when you park in the fire lane at the wal-mart you should drive your fauxlice car

by pokeyz123 August 4, 2014

Falicia

cute, party animal, exotic, likes to kiss and hug. Sometimes shy, and sometimes a tomboy

Falicia is cute and I wanna date her.

by mista basketball June 11, 2011

fauxlice

A security guard or rent-a-cop.

The fauxlice were guarding the door.

by shifterz August 18, 2008

Fauxliday

A) On vacation (or 'holiday', as they say in the UK) while mentally and/or physically distracted by the worries of everyday life
(See: Fakecation)

B) an apparently bright & beautiful vacation suddenly ruined by unexpectedly inclement weather.

C) a religious holiday celebrated by non-adherants of said religion
(i.e. Muslim celebrating Yom Kippur
or an atheist celebrating Christmas)

"I went with me mum on holiday, but it rained consantly so we stayed indoors. What a fauxliday!"

by Manny Styles March 22, 2010