Faustine is a term for a terrifying mythical creature. The name originally derives from the aix'traordinarian language but has been adapted to common use to describe small french menaces. It is advisable to run should you ever see a Faustine.
by duchess of aix'traordinaria December 19, 2009
Get the Faustine mug.Fauxstian is the combination of Faux (which is a fancy french word for false/fake) + Christian.
A person who claims to be a Christian but whose actions go against true Christian teachings and would make Jesus - both baby Jesus and adult Jesus - cry.
When Jesus HIMSELF would not approve of the evil shenanigans of a self-professed Christian - that's a fauxstian.
A person who claims to be a Christian but whose actions go against true Christian teachings and would make Jesus - both baby Jesus and adult Jesus - cry.
When Jesus HIMSELF would not approve of the evil shenanigans of a self-professed Christian - that's a fauxstian.
Person 1: Did you hear about the teachers at the Christian school who bullied a 10 year old for being Canadian?
Person 2: I saw that in the news! Where's the love that Jesus preached? Remind me to never send my kid to that Fauxstian school!
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Guy 1: Why does he have so much hate in his heart?
Guy 2: I know - and he does it all in Jesus' name. Jesus would not approve of this ish.
Guy 1: He gives us Christians a bad name.
Guy 2: He's not a Christian - He's a fauxstian!
Guy 1: Let us pray!
Guy 2: OK!
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Bridesmaid 1: Why is the maid of honor being mean to me?
Bridesmaid 2: Oh, she hates you because you're (Insert random reason here).
Bridesmaid 1: I don't... how in the... but it's 2013. Doesn't she know by now that (Insert random explanation here)? I thought with her being so vocal about being a Good Christian, she'd be a more loving person.
Bridesmaid 2: Hey, preaching to the choir here! Hey, don't let her get you down. She's a fauxstian, not a Christian. The fact that she hates anyone for anything would make Baby Jesus cry.
Person 2: I saw that in the news! Where's the love that Jesus preached? Remind me to never send my kid to that Fauxstian school!
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Guy 1: Why does he have so much hate in his heart?
Guy 2: I know - and he does it all in Jesus' name. Jesus would not approve of this ish.
Guy 1: He gives us Christians a bad name.
Guy 2: He's not a Christian - He's a fauxstian!
Guy 1: Let us pray!
Guy 2: OK!
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Bridesmaid 1: Why is the maid of honor being mean to me?
Bridesmaid 2: Oh, she hates you because you're (Insert random reason here).
Bridesmaid 1: I don't... how in the... but it's 2013. Doesn't she know by now that (Insert random explanation here)? I thought with her being so vocal about being a Good Christian, she'd be a more loving person.
Bridesmaid 2: Hey, preaching to the choir here! Hey, don't let her get you down. She's a fauxstian, not a Christian. The fact that she hates anyone for anything would make Baby Jesus cry.
by Jellobelle June 17, 2013
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faustin is the star in any room he stands in, he is a boss and he is a fan of Nicki Minaj.
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by thekingoftheworldperioft November 21, 2021
Get the faustin mug.Faustin est une très bonne personne, voir même la meilleure personne que vous croiserez sur votre chemin. Si un jour vous arrivez à avoir la chance de l’avoir dans votre vie, vous seriez vraiment idiot de le laisser partir. Si vous arrivez à l’avoir, gardez-le près de vous, auprès de votre cœur car il agira comme un chauffage qui vous réchauffe de l’intérieur et qui vous fait vous sentir vraiment spécial, il vous fera ressentir un immense sentiment de sécurité mais surtout de bonheur. Mais ce qui est le plus impressionnant avec Faustin c’est que toute ces impressions qu’il vous fait ressentir sont belle et bien réelle. Faustin est un véritable ange.
-Oh mais qui-est-ce ?
-C’est Faustin, c’est un véritable amour et tout le monde devrais avoir quelqu’un comme lui dans sa vie.
-C’est Faustin, c’est un véritable amour et tout le monde devrais avoir quelqu’un comme lui dans sa vie.
by cloclo.cbl December 6, 2021
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