Failey

Possibly the coolest, but most accident prone person you will ever meet. To be a Failey, is to fail at things, and still be awesome.

Failey, only you could do something like that!

by soapy17 August 28, 2010

Farleyfied

1. To satisfy an old lady with great service.

2. To pleasure an old lady uncontrollably.

3. To leave young women feeling violated.

Holy shit I've just been Farleyfied!!!

'Lady walks out of a room all hot and flustered' - I've just been Farleynated

by kaardon July 27, 2011

Faultytasking

When someone tries to multitask but get distracted by the one thing and forgets about the rest.

Dude: Hey why are you not talking on msn

Dudette: Sorry im faultytasking

by Tea&Cake September 1, 2009

Faulty Walnut

dysfunctional prostate

Bob was having trouble peeing and, after a physical showed high PSA levels, his doc broke the news. “you have prostate cancer but it’s very treatable.” Bob went home and told wife Barb about his faulty walnut.

by Uncle Joosie March 23, 2022

going Farley

To gyrate or go overboard with physical movement much like (the late) comedian Chris Farley.

Dude, check out that guy dancing. He's goin' Farley.

I got chased by a bee and went Farley.

by wackychimp May 6, 2003

Farley

A white, british male known for their good humour, they are renowned for their God like qualities and extreme randomness.

He must be a Farley

by Falamalamalam18 March 6, 2011

chuck you farley

An old saying. It's simply fuck you charley used as a play on words. Goes back to at least the 50's.

Used good naturedly..usually!

Hey... Chuck you Farley.


Yeah.... Yuck fou Buddy!

by phatdave March 22, 2009