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Fat Bastard

A criminal type characterized by highly intellegent individuals who can't quite get things done, feel things have been stolen from them, has grow older, fatter, and has a taste for young blood.

As an individual the Brown University Shooter was a Fat Bastard
Donald Trump has become a national Fat Bastard.
by Max-501 December 24, 2025
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Fat bastard syndrome

When someone is a lazy bones and eats and sleeps 25/8
Keira has fatbastard syndrome she hasn’t left her bed all day fat bastard syndrome will become really fat bastard syndrome when some one is a really fat bastard
by Haha its me bish July 2, 2018
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Fat Bastard Syndrome

Exhibiting behaviors consistent with an unhealthy lifestyle and specifically known to increase ones body mass.

Term commonly used when someone is over ordering fast food.
Dude really? Two double cheeseburgers? Your Fat Bastard Syndrome is really flaring up.
by Stew Knod February 15, 2022
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Fat Bastard-itus

(Noun) A person who is very obese.

The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.
“You have Fat bastard-itus!”
by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020
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Fat Bastard Syndrome

A condition where you have excess skin after a drastic weight loss, like Fat Bastard had when he lost all that weight in the Austin Powers movie.
“Looks like you lost over 100 pounds. Congratulations! But look at all of that excess skin!”

“I know, I got Fat Bastard Syndrome. Getting surgery to remove all of it.”
by anonymous March 1, 2025
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Shaggy Fat Bastard

A large man with a shaggy beard that is extremely obiese and is a gruff motherfucker. He also goes by the name miglockclock and his real name is Mr. Mighlaughlin or some shit. -Love, your fans from pierson Miglockcolck asshole shaggy fat bastard anal sex
Shaggy Fat bastard is Mr. Nichols' bitch and he eats out his asshole
by Bob December 13, 2003
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big fat bastard

Sesh lord, super skinny and funny. All round a good chick.
Do you follow Georgia on Instagram? She is such a big fat bastard
by Gageh April 19, 2020
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