Falafelwarrior

A falafelwarrior is a type of person, which is extremely obsessed with falafel.
Falafelwarriorism is a relatively rare eating disorder.
Most of these people eat nothing but falafel.

Breakfast: Falafelcereals

Lunch: Falafel with dipping sauce
Dinner: Falafelburger

This is an example of a typical day in the life of a falafelwarrior.
Most of them don't live very long, as they don't get enough nutrients by just eating falafel every day.

Person A: "Do you know why Raul died?"
Person B: "Well, he was a Falafelwarrior, so he didn't make it to his twenties..."
Person A: "stinks..."

by ThiccJim69 May 18, 2021

Giwa Falade

A very powerful and ruthless female who is dreaded and feared by a lot of people.

Person 1: She walked in here, snapped her fingers, and ordered that everyone evacuated the premises, and it was done!

Person 2: Oh my God, she's such a Giwa Falade!

by Wattfisher October 20, 2021

Falador

A big city in Runescape. west of Barbarian Village and east of Taverley. Has lots of big white buildings and walls.

I went to Falador to kill a few guards.

by King_Pin666 November 13, 2007

falafa

Sheer idiocy, derived from the word(s) .. "You're retarded"

I spiraled into falafa

by AMGIEATBABIES May 25, 2009

Falafel People

A phrase used to describe a member of the sand nigger community, someone who hates Israel, or of any Arab descent. The socially appropriate way of saying sand nigger.

Damm those falafel people loving blowing themselves up.

by People-Hater-1 October 19, 2023

failage

When faith is so cruel that it pwns you with the amount of fail that it provides given the circumstances. In other words, a massive fail that marks you for the rest of your life. The ultimate self-embarrassment.

Example 1: Masturbating in front of your laptop when you've forgotten the webcam on after speaking to your grandparents in Florida would be failage.

Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.

by sveti_shano_birminghamski2 January 14, 2010

Sloppy Falafel

When Ryan Simpson gives you a rim-job.

Jared: Hey, do you want a Sloppy Falafel?
Michael: Yeah man, I totes want a rim-job from Ryan Simpson.

by dellbeck November 5, 2010