martial fartist

Someone who purposely uses their farts to annoy someone else.

JT likes to let his Don Fee build up lots of pressure, then he comes over to my cubicle and squeezes out his bean bomb real hard and fast, making a super loud & stinky fart. JT's a real martial fartist!

by NE1 May 25, 2006

Fartistic Licence

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide

"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."

by bromp February 18, 2010

Escape Fartist

The person who lets a little one go and acts as if it never happened, as if it was just a gust of wind.

I was at the salon getting a massage with a girlfriend of mine and she was the typical escape fartist, letting little ones go as if it was the massage table moving.

by thats gross March 13, 2009

Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

by backotruck November 2, 2011

Con Fartist

The act of tricking another into believing that you will not fart on them, when indeed you do fart on them.

Ask your little brother to check the back of your pants for a stain, then rip a huge ass fart in the fucker's face.

person 1: "hey bro, can you check the back of my pants for a grass stain? I ate shit earlier."

person 2: "No problem, amigo."

person 1: (unloads massive flatulent)

person 2: ahhh, you fucking con fartist.

by El Kento March 20, 2011

Fartist

Short for "Fake Artist", essentially someone (most likely a techbro) who generates pictures using AI and tries to market them as "art".

- Did you just filter out AI generated pictures?
- Yes, I refuse to support fartists

by Wouq The Lord August 14, 2025

Fartist

This term is used to describe people who claim to be artists but actually use artificial intelligence to create art. It comes from a combination of words "fake" and "artist". It can be applied to both people who openly call themselves AI artists and those who hide that they use artificial intelligence.

-I really like this artist's work
-Unfortunately, she's not the one drawing it, these images are generated by AI
-Oh, so she's a fartist?

by ReallyWisePerson August 14, 2025