Just keep looking forward, trying not to snigger and ignore the horrified expression from the old lady next to you.
by JaaagMan February 26, 2012
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by kjj5hf October 27, 2009
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Person 1: That party was the worst.
Person 2: Don't worry, I made sure to thank them with a farting gift.
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by honkhonkin May 23, 2009
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by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019
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It was so sad to witness the profound humiliation suffered by such an otherwise talented public speaker, due to the cruelty of Hyperbolic Farting Disorder.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019
Get the Hyperbolic Farting Disorder mug.Designated Farting Toilet, or DFT for short, is a toilet (usually in a house inhabited by male roommates) dedicated to only farting. This toilet is not used for other wastes, it is reserved solely for flatulence. The reasoning behind this phenomenon is unknown, however male residents have been observed entering the bathroom, sitting down, releasing gas, then flushing the toilet and leaving. Members of the house who use the toilet for more than flatulence are often shunned and attacked by other house members.
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