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Mud Farmer

1. The lowest of the peasants. A mud farmer is good for nothing.

2. In William Faulkner's book, The Reivers, a mud farmer is somebody who pours water over roads so that cars would get stuck. They then charge to tow the cars. This is an allusion to politics and how politicians will scheme in ways to create revenue from extortion.
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Greyfox: STFU you dumb mud farmer.

The IRS is a mudfarming organization. If you don't pay their extortion money you will be stuck in jail.
by JC_STANTON March 12, 2010
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finger farm

Putting three or more fingers into a woman's vagina.
Mary's gash was so wet I had not problem planting a finger farm inside of her.

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How was your date last night? Finger farm?
by Pokey the Clown March 11, 2007
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Farmers League

A term used to as an insult to define an Association Fooball league that lacks depth of quality.
A farmers league can have a couple of good teams in it, but if the rest are that bad that a "farmer" could play in it, then it can be labelled a farmers league.

Plumbers league is a term that infers the same meaning and is used on occasion.

A league that is won by the same side, over and over again is not necessarily a farmers league, as it can still have other strong teams in it.

Ligue 1 is a good example of a farmers league as it only has 1 good side. The rest of the league consists of mediocrity.
Bundesliga and Serie A are not farmers leagues, as both leagues are full of good sides.
Ligue 1 is a dead set Farmers League. With the exception of PSG, it is mud. My uncle , who's a plumber, could get a game for a club like Strasbourg. My aunty, who's a farmers wife, would get a game for Auxerre.
by StuTheDon March 29, 2023
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Scat Farming

The collection of feces for use later in fetishistic scat play. The activity involves visiting areas where people frequently defecate, usually public toilets, with a view to finding unflushed feces. The feces is 'farmed' or collected for later use in scat related sexual activities such as smearing or even consumption. Scat farming may also involve deliberately causing toilets to block or otherwise malfunction. Considered by most in the BDSM scene to be edge play, due in large part to the health risks associated with feces from persons unknown.
The public toilets in the busy train station were one of his most productive scat farming locations.
by Janzz March 3, 2018
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living on a farm upstate

Being euthanized.
Buster got sick, he got a disease called 'rabies'. But a nice man came and volunteered to take care of him. He's going to be living on a farm upstate where he can run and play.
by anonomyous coward August 25, 2010
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State Farm Sucks

Publicly expressing outrage at a corporate entity that has ripped you off or has committed some other heinous offense. "Calling a Company Out" in public. Outing a corporation for fraudulent, bad acts or policy. Setting up a website for the purpose of exposing the bad acts of the corporation. Engaging in a Marketing Campaign in order to publicize (and shame) the bad company. Approximately equivalent to "going postal" on a corporation, only in a digital manner. Also, see "STATEFARMSUCKS". Phrase came into popular use in 2009-2010, after a widow & two little girls publicized their horrendous experience with State Farm Insurance. See "STATE FARM SUCKS" Website.
Wow, xxx-Mart has horrible customer service! I'm going to pull a "State Farm Sucks" on them! *OR* If these Insurance A-Holes don't get with it & fix my car, I'm going to go "State Farm Sucks" on them.
by intangibleassets May 1, 2010
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farm cred

The rural counterpoint to "Street Cred," this term refers to respect earned in the organic farming and sustainable farming spheres.
She built up her farm cred by joining the board of the local CSA.
by AuntBetty January 1, 2009
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