forgasi

A fake, cheat, liar.(for-gay-zi)

That forgasi is fronting, he's nothing special.

by Dan 1234 October 23, 2007

fapgasm

An orgasm that arises from masturbation.

I had trouble falling asleep last night, until I had a fapgasm.

by dapper fapper November 7, 2012

Fargished

Something to describe that feeling when you're intoxicated to the point where you're about to black out wtb

I downed like 15 brews with the boys last night and was abbbbbbbbbbsolutely fargished out of my mind

by LTO1572 May 2, 2018

farguas

The name of a mythical creature in portuguese lore. Also can be used in modern text to describe a large portuguese man.

The corinthians feared the birth of the Farguas for fear he would dominate their tribe.

by englishteacherSacremento March 25, 2009

forgasm

A fake orgasm, usually brought about by a long period of indifferent pounding and a desperate desire to sleep/eat/clean/do something else.

"oooooooooooooMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOMGOMGOMGYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIMCUMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Please watch the restaurant scene in When Harry Met Sally. Alternatively, link to my cam most weekends.

by w00fdawg September 1, 2005

Fartgasm

The rare incident in which an individual realizes that he/she are about to orgasm and fart at the same time. One feels confused, and can't decide from which end to fire first. The farts released during a fartgasm are usually very loud and time consuming, leaving the individual dazed and confused about what the fuck just happend. To prevent such an incident, it is recommended that you don't consume any beans on those lonely Saturday nights.

Chipper: "Dude your not gonna believe what happend last night"

Winslow: "Stacy gave you a blowjob?"

Chipper: "No man, I had my 3rd fartgasm this week. Can you believe it? I still don't know where all my load went though"

Winslow: "Hmm...that's strange."

by Peach-fuzz September 2, 2009

fartass

Just a random insult. Combining "Fart" and "Ass." Or accusing one of passing too much anal gas. Not an insult to be taken to heart, however. Fun times.

"Hey, John, how about you stop farting, you fartass."

by Troy McGrath July 31, 2003