Faptation

The person or persons that rotate in your mind when you masturbate

Jane is so hot i m going to add her to my Faptation.

by Are ehm jay January 9, 2015

Fartacious

Having a bad attack of gas.

Renee is very fartacious right now. Stay clear.

by Crazy Coyote December 29, 2021

Fartacious

(Fahr-tae̯-shuss) This is when you fart and your booty cheeks wiggle.

Yo, did you just pull a fat Fartacious?

by Wacky Virus June 21, 2020

Feptitious

To be intentionally pedantic to provoke a humerous response.

Paul: "4 goals for Suarez against Chile, lets hope he can do the same in the league"

Mike: "Chile aren't in the Prem Paul"

Lester: "since wen have chile been in the premiership haha"

Paul: "am i being stupid here? ive re-read this about 10 times and i still dont see how you got that"

Mike: "we were just being feptitious"

by Yennikcm November 14, 2011

Fatasiousous

(Fat-ass-ee-o-sus) A disease where one becomes a fat ass

Sir, you've come down with fatasiousous

by cnick May 27, 2005

Flotatious

1. Having more float than the average bouyant item.

That piece of shit is more flotatious than the others.

by Allison and Bryan August 1, 2006

Fartatious

Used to describe a person, usually one who is smelly. Can also be used to describe someone who has just blown off.

I do like our new colleague, however I think she's quite fartatious.

by JustZed June 26, 2023