fapitalism

A political/social movement that disguises its realistic approach to altruism through humor. Also know as the "Hands on Party".

Q: Why is the world slowly becoming a better place?

A: More people are embracing fapitalism.

by cynical abe March 29, 2012

Fupitat

The habitat where a fupa resides. More commonly a mobile home surrounded by junk cars and piles of random trash. The fupa is rarely seen outside of it's home except for the first of the month, when the welfare checks come out and it goes to gather food. Female fupas can sometimes be seen outside of their trailer yelling at their future fupas to shovel the drive or take out the trash.

"Wow what a shithole of a place to live"
"Yeah it looks like a prime fupitat"
"gross"

by VermontRedneck March 10, 2010

Faptatious

The urge to fap all day everyday

Billy was feeling very Faptatious that day

by 💯Jorcob💯 November 29, 2016

Faptatious

The urge to fap all day, all the time

Tommy was in a faptatious mood that day

by 💯Jorcob💯 November 29, 2016

fapitalism

opposite of cummunism (definitely)

yo guys try out fapitalism

by Sophia_Cutie19 November 25, 2022

Fapitalism

An individual that jerks off about being a socialist whilst reaping the benefits of being a capitalist.

That Bernie Sanders sure is all about Fapitalism.

by anonymous July 19, 2023

Fapitalize

To maximize opportunity fapping and to take the chance to gain advantage from it; to capitalize on fapping.

Dude, that Carter guy is such a goon. He just found out what Erome was and is now starting to fapitalize on it.

by shashter March 20, 2025