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Forfeit Fapping February

A month-long meme challenge, like No Nut November, that involves abstaining from fapping for the entire month of February.

There are two modes: Alpha Mode for the hardcore cumrades, and Beta Mode for the cucks that still wanna look at porn and edge.
Bloke #1: Hey Liam, now that Just Jesus January is over, wanna do Forfeit Fapping February?

Bloke #2: Nah Harry, I'll think I'll pass 'cause I've been holding in the World's Biggest Nut.

Harry: But it's our only chance to finally annihilate the furries off the face of the Earth, mate.

Liam: Holy shit, it's game on then!
by VampyWeeksFan February 1, 2019
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aggressive fapping

When one is fapping loudly, quickly, and mercilessly.
* fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap!fap! fap! fap!fap! fap! fap!*
"Hey, Bleaux Bigelow, what's going on in there? I hear some aggressive fapping sounds coming from under the door."
by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010
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Fuck Fapping February

A challenge similar to no nut november but it is in February. If you failed No Nut November, then you can compete in Fuck Fapping February, and redeem yourself. Following this month can be named March Madness or something similar.
If you complete both challenges, then you are the master of self-control.
Hell yeah, I got through No Nut November, now I gotta prepare for Fuck Fapping February.
by OfficerSchmlonk October 29, 2018
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Fapping

1. Dude I was fapping to a porn video last night

2. He is fapping cuz he got no one to give him a handjob
by Smart Omlette August 5, 2021
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Barse Fapping

this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like Dono-vanLimS. use with capital S for added effect.
ah, MANBSPSingaporeBuses is posting shit again. another case of the Barse Fapping
by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020
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Fapping

Man i was fapping last night and totally jizzed all over my hands.
by liemmm March 3, 2009
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brb fapping

Sarcastic expression usually used after someone links to pics involving NSFW activities. Commonly seen on vulgar IRC channels, forums, WoW perverts. BRB FAPPING stands for "Be right back, masturbating"
<MEGANOMA> hey dude, look at these pics.
<macondo> BRB FAPPING
by nalita June 30, 2008
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