fakation

Having time off from your real job but being so busy that you end up working harder than you do at work.

"Dude, you have like a week off!"

"Yeah what a FAKATION. I've got more to do now; I'd rather be at work."

by EmmaSez December 22, 2008

Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.

I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation

by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010

science faction

refers to:
(1) Actual scientific discoveries or inventions that are so hard to believe as to be commonly mistaken for science fiction.

(2) A speculative technological discovery or invention specifically referred to in past science fiction writing that has since become true.

Apparently an invisibility cloak has become science faction as military scientists have discovered a reflective material that can bend light around a subject making the subject effectively invisible.

by Gregory B Russell February 11, 2009

facation

Calling in sick when you are not actually sick

I have to work this Friday, but I'm thinking about taking a facation.

by Fenyx07 September 6, 2009

Fecation

The benevolent act of traveling to a far away and isolated restroom to defecate, so as to not subject others to one's own horrendous fecal odor.

I didn't want to cause any suffering among my coworkers, so I went on fecation this morning. You see, I ate Indian food last night.

by SciNerd March 12, 2010

Red Factioner

When the Bolsheviks took over Russia in 1917, they eventually spread across the world to promote their concept of paradise. How they were treated varied from country to country. While some welcomed them, others forced them into a entity of legal discourse. In England, they were not tolerated at all. Any group outside of Labour and Tory was marginalized as much as possible. The political groups thus marginalized away from any real power became known as factions. A Red Factioner is someone from England who is in support of Marxist principles of governance.

That bloke there thinks that the Queen is one of the Bourgeois! Bloody Red Factioner he is.....

by Ironbrand August 9, 2006

mancation

When normal males engage in "guy" activities that involve sports, camping, gambling, chasing women and most of all drinking amongst their all and only male friends. No wives, mistresses or girlfiends allowed. Done in order ot get in touch with their male-primal roots.

Jack and I hiked 25 miles to trout fish in the Sierras. With many beers and stories, it made for the perfect Mancation.

by Jack7559 April 28, 2006