shellout falter

A condition or behavior that comes over some people, because they are cheap or short of funds, when the check arrives. Coined by the late, great Roger Miller.

"When you're in a restaurant it's funny how people at the table get shellout falter when the bill comes."

by RBJr. December 10, 2008

Faltus

1: A man lacking both courage and dignity.

2: A flatulent swine.

3: A scraggly and worn patch of hair.

1: Tom deemed the man a faltus when his feeble voiced quibblings were punctuated only by cowardly mutterings.

2: That sow is the biggest faltus of the group; I can always smell her coming.

3: I found her long, dreaded, faltus the most off putting.

by walrus gumboot November 12, 2011

falty

When you're wrong and you feel stupid about what you said and/or did wrong.

Bella: Did you just fart?
Justeeni: No.
Bella: ...Falty.

by Justeeni December 18, 2005

Falto

when you're walking in a store and u see one of those "For A Limited Time Only" notices, doesnt it just seem way cooler to just write FALTO? its like BOGOF! ok!

1)"oh ye that style is sooo gonna be there falto!"
2)i am gonna be here falto!
..get my drift now?

by fwikin falto November 4, 2004

faltising

False Advertising; when things are not actually as they seem.

After Kenny removed Karen's bra and discovered that she was flat-chested, he accused her of faltising with her padded bra.

by MVP6 January 2, 2010

Faltskog's Law

The law which states that those people who claim to dislike something vehemently, secretly love it (e.g anti-gay pastors who are caught bumming a rent-boy). Named after Agneta Faltskog from ABBA - as anyone claiming to dislike ABBA is lying to themself...even Agneta Faltskog.

"How did you know I was gay?"
"You kept banging on about how much you hate gays - Faltskog's Law."

by Mestopheles November 12, 2017

Falterations

Altering your faults onto someone else

You altered your fault onto me ! How could you lie ? I never did such a thing! You’re throwing falterations at me!

by AnonymousTwins December 20, 2017