Facebookin'

n. The act of quickly checking your facebook before doing something that is probably way more important.

Usually resulting in you making dumb comments on things without thinking them out or completely misspelling your status.

Mom "C'mon son, we have to leave now!"
Son "Ma, gimme a second, i'm just facebookin'!"

by migga please May 11, 2009

facehooking

The act of offering a reward for a like. The online equivilent to receiving money for sexual favors.

"Like this status and I'll give you a dollar!" Dude she was totally facehooking. What an online whore!

by Mr. MichaelsJSmith January 6, 2012

facebooking

Verb - to waste time by browsing TheFaceBook.com.

Yeah, I spent all last night FaceBooking instead of writing my paper.

by Bubby May 9, 2005

drunk facebooking

In the same vain as drunk dialing, drunk facebooking is the act of making conversation and sending text messages over facebook while intoxicated. These calls are generally outlandish and embarrassing to the dialer when seen the next day.

Stanley got drunk and started drunk facebooking me last night, saying how he wanted to hook up with Adolphus Busch.

by dribbledrool February 7, 2009

forensic facebooking

Forensic facebooking is the practice of using facebook to find as much detailed information about a person from their profile as possible. Similar to profile mining.

Elise and I engaged in some forensic facebooking to find where her ex moved, what his new girlfriend was like, how many photos he took of her, and how many times they poked each other.

by claire ellen March 20, 2008

I'm Facebooking this

A phrase that is used after a hilarious, awkward, scary, or unbelievable event occurs so everyone who did not witness the event can "like" the status to feel like they were in on it.

Susie: EWW! I just saw Orlando Bloom make out with Rosie O'Donnell. I'm Facebooking this!

by josiedee2 December 29, 2010

facebooking

verb - To check your facebook profile, search for something on facebook or use one of its many apps.

gancho: Dude, put your iPhone away.
make: Hold on a second. I'm facebooking something.
gancho: Don't ever use that as a verb again.
Nada & Lauren: hahahahahaha

by makevedo April 18, 2008