straight up fakakta farms

All the kids these days are saying "that's whack" or "that's crazy."

There's a much better way to express that something seems amiss. I urge people to use this new term when something isn't right.

Suzie has just told Bobby that he must stay at school an extra 2 hours to complete a project.

Bobby replies by saying, "That's straight up fakakta farms!"

by Captain of Industry November 22, 2009

fakakta malarkey

The combination of two words, both meaning nonsense. When put together, it translates to "Nonsense Nonsense" which of course, is nonsense in itself.

I'm tired of this Fakakta Malarkey

by Neko713 June 5, 2013

fakation

A vacation that is lacking, either because it is too short or the location is too ordinary.

In comparison to my two-month backpacking adventure in Central America, the 3 night stay in Vegas was a fakation.

by Carly O'Rourke March 10, 2008

Fakanau

A Fakanau is a traditional Tuvaluan male dance, accompanied by singing and rhythmic clapping.

(Tuvaluan is a Polynesian island nation, called Ellice Islands. It is located in the Pacific Ocean, midway between Hawaii and Australia.)

Fakanau is described as having "a tune that is between speech and singing which was performed while dancers are standing on their feet."

-"let's dance a Fakanau!"

by Kazoooky June 28, 2013

favante

A favor. Not just the possibility of a person’s name.

I got a little favante to ask of you, if you don’t mind.

Favante on the side.

by JetPark January 31, 2018

Fakat

For T'boli tribe,a lumad in southern Philippines, fakat means friend.

Oh! Fakat mu go dini! (Hey! Friend, come here!

by Toto jessie May 25, 2018

Fagantine

A replacement term for the word "truth" or the common slang "facts". Typically used as a show of concurrence in response to a statement.

"That's fagantine."

"Bro that's no cap on fagantine,"

by Balls HIll July 30, 2022