Failor

a failor is a person who sails (excedes) at failing,or fails at sailing.

Jojo hit his head on the wall, and tripped over a cord. He's a failor.

Parker can't sail for crap. He's such a failor and would excede in shooting monkeys.

by Captain Sir April 27, 2009

Faildorable

being adorable, even when failing.

Or when you fail at something, and it's adorable

similar to awkdorable, the cuter you can be while failing the better, hence faildorable

by LeahLoveBmo April 29, 2010

failz0r

A person who fails at nearly everything and is a total fail at all.

Dude A : Fuck I just dropped my keyboard again and now its broken.

Dude B : Oh my god you failz0r.

by kryp. August 20, 2011

failport

A very unfortunate airport, or a barely functioning airport.

Sabenser: "Hey, did you hear they delayed every flight for three hours at the airport because a cougar got onto the runway?"
Soulshined: "Man, what a failport. How can one 60 year old lady delay so many flights for an entire three hours?"

by Ender of Games November 30, 2017