Failmate

When opposing forces fail to resolve their differences but successfully turn away their supporters in the process.

The Two Party System has resulted in a failmate for the Citizens of the United States of America.

by cRitterology February 23, 2009

facemaster

The Egg Man, aka doctor roboto basically meaning you're a simonhead, look up chaud

Jeff: dude did you look at that chick?
Erica: yo she looks like a facemaster
Jeff: ...
Erica: pwn3d

by bigwilliams July 5, 2006

failster

An individual who tries to be "gangsta" by wearing their jeans at the approximate height of their knees (this is barely exaggerated), and insists on listening to their iPod with one ear bud at extraordinarily high volumes. This individual will also speak in a dialect consisting of many "dawgs" and "wudups" and "niggas"and "grills" that is only understood by other failsters. Furthermore, most failsters are of high school and college age, as they have yet to figure out how to grow up.

Marcus is such a failster, so I bought him a belt to hold up his failster pants so they don't fall down on him again like they did last Thursday.

by zorrex January 11, 2011

Fagmaster

A so called dude who lives to suck cock's and get fucked up his asshole one who is very submissive and feminine

That dude K is a fagmaster he wants your cock in his mouth 👄 and asshole

by Cumdepsority March 8, 2023

Failcaster

God.

that Failcaster is well good init.

by analalan February 4, 2009

Failcoaster

A ride that significantly falls off the tracks and fails to complete.

Wow, you just rode the failcoaster.

Here comes the failcoaster...

by rileysjr12 March 30, 2009

fartmaster

best name in existence

fartmaster is very pog

by fartmasterisvertypog January 9, 2021