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Failcore

an exclaimation that brings attention to a failure by a friend or aquaintance that was/is so ridiculous the blunder will become legend amongst your circle of friends.
Caveman: "Hey Andrew, remember when Pockets (insert horribly mediocre failure at a menial task)?"

Andrew: "Pockets! Failcore!"
by Social_Pariah February 26, 2007
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Falcowned

Obliterating your opposition when playing as the character Falco in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
"I got five kills with Falco and you only managed to hit me once with DK, FALCOWNED!!!"
by Dan Rotten December 31, 2008
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failtown

Noun: A town comprised of people who continually fail at things.

Adjective: Someone who belongs in failtown because they fail.
Ons: hey, come on vent and talk to yoho
Me: I don't have a mic atm
Ons: failtown
by kenny of the sea January 13, 2008
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Failcom

An increasingly popular slang term short for FAILed COMpany (or Failing Company)

Believed to have originated in the internet forums of the failing software company Funcom, responsible for the disastrous Age of Conan MMO.
1. Failcom are a rubbish software company.
by Pulonium October 20, 2008
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Falcowned

Falcowned is similar in use to the word pwned. The word is more specific to losing a match in Super Smash Bros against the character Falco but can be applied to 'owning' someone in general be it through gaming ability, wit, physical ability etc.
Joe got Falcowned by a level 6 yoshi
by Dan Wright December 9, 2008
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Failcoaster

A ride that significantly falls off the tracks and fails to complete.
Wow, you just rode the failcoaster.

Here comes the failcoaster...
by rileysjr12 March 30, 2009
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Epic Fail Cow

the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011
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