fagnet

A straight man who is unwillingly considered to be extremely attractive by homosexual males. A conjunction of the terms "fag" and "magnet".

Carl: Hey did he just check you out?

Brad: No dude, no way!

Carl: He DID! You must be a fagnet!

by Schmuall August 19, 2007

fignuts

A derogatory term to describe someone of inferior intelligence, physical appearance, social skills or character. See also Fucker.

Awww, crap! Listen, fignuts, the tour is either in the commissary by now or in the Howling Mad Gift Shop.

by Dookie October 1, 2003

fignuts

An exclaimation of displeasure, often used by a certain character on Sealab 2021.

I lost my keys, oh fignuts!

by GreggBrain August 29, 2003

fignuts

Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy rules.

Listen here Fignuts.

by Tank November 14, 2003

Fugnuts

defined as someone who is fugly, in addition to being fucking nuts.

Dog: Hey bro, your girl is setting me up with her friend Jessica.

Bro: Dog, you do NOT wanna go there; that bitch is FUGNUTS!

by Al Sandman July 24, 2011

fagnuck

a non-sexist insult to someone who is canadian

DUDE, you're such a fagnuck!

by aliesobeautiful November 23, 2009

chick fagnet

a gay dude who attracts the finest women.

Bill: Bobby coulda' had that smokin' hot chick! what gives?
Roger: I guess you didn't know that Bobby is a chick fagnet...All these women love him but his heart will always belong to another man.

by bushbabies February 27, 2011