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facespace

v. The act of combining a Facebook and Myspace search to gain information about a person.
person 1: Damn, who is that girl?

person 2: She said her name was Jenny, I'm going to facespace her when i get home.
by Trongetmoney January 29, 2009
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fuckstake

The moment you realize hooking up with a specific person was a mistake.
The moment I woke up next to Betty I realized I had made a fuckstake.
by Scoot2491 November 4, 2015
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Facesaver

An individual who makes a habit out of saving face. This person will do everything in their power to avoid admitting their mistakes or face embarrassment or shame as a result of their own doing. He/she lives in a fairytale world where it’s normal to just ignore the hurt caused by the crummy things he/she does to others. When a “fight or flight” situation occurs, the facesaver is known to usually choose the flight option.
Kenny is such a facesaver. He never owns up to his fuckups. He just expects everyone to forget the dumbass things he does and act like everything’s great when clearly it’s not. Instead of being a man and admitting he fucked up, he just runs away anytime he is confronted with the bullshit he caused! Kenny is the epitome of a facesaver!
by CloudKeeper December 27, 2019
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Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker

People who consistantly post ass-kissing or overly complimentary comments to another person on facebook, almost exclusively in response to a facebragging status post, so that the other person can get confirmation of how wonderful their life is, etc.
Person A posts a facebrag status update with pictures of their children or what their children did that day, which in turn motivates a multitude of sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker posts of ass-kissing suck up comments to person A. Often done by person A to elicit such responses in the first place, and a form of facebragging.
by Darth Musburger March 20, 2010
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Facewake

When hundreds of friends, acquaintances, business partners, and classmates express their sorrow for a deceased Facebook member via the Facebook; a wake on the Facebook.
"Seen that fine bitch Mandy around?"
"Naw, man, ain't you heard? She died in a car crash a few nights ago. Everyone's been leaving messages at her Facewake."
by Strrrrrrretch! March 2, 2009
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facespace

A misunderstanding/mispronunciation of either Facebook or Myspace websites, usually used by an individual without networking website knowledge, such as a parent, grandparent, or older individual.
You:"Grandma, I wanna use the internet again!"
Grandma: "You're always on that facespace all day!"
by spambot09 June 4, 2009
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facebake

That pinnacle of highness in which one becomes sofa-king-re-tarted they can't see straight. You're no longer high, you're facebaked.
Person 1: Dude, what happened to jimmy?
Person 2: He's totally facebaked man.
by M T Jones March 17, 2008
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