facepoopin

When it takes a minimum of 30 minutes to take a dump because facebook is distracting.

When josh takes a shit it takes all day. He be facepoopin

by Glock179mm July 30, 2016

Faceshmooping

The act of posting a mushy, saccharine message to your significant other on Facebook, where everyone is forced to read it; a form of electronic PDA. See: the "Shmoopy" episode of Seinfeld.

"Did you see Johnny's birthday post to his girlfriend?"

"Yeah, that boy was seriously Faceshmooping. He must have come home without a gift or something."

by Brooksie380 July 16, 2009

Facestool

I man that loves women to sit there pussy and butthole directly onto his face.

Jim has been the facestool of the office since now the women know about his skills

by Admiral radman February 8, 2019

Facepoop

The act of forcing someone's face into poop.

Dancing Bear: Iron Penguin, LOOK!

*Dancing Bear forcefully shoves Iron Penguin's face into a pile of Eagle poop*
Dancing Bear: FACEPOOP!!!!!

by SMSM's January 7, 2012

Facesbook profile

The phenomenon wherein it impossible for a Facebook user to have a profile pic of only themselves but instead always have a picture of themselves and their significant other.

Sarah and Adam are both using the same picture of themselves on Facebook... it's almost like they worry people will wonder if they're lonely or single if their facesbook profiles don't match.

by Colonel Linguist September 5, 2015

Facenook

The act of using facebook to pleasure one's self to profile pictures of close relatives and/or friends.

Simple Jack goes through his newsfeed everyday to figure out whom to facenook to for the day

by TheGizMaster July 1, 2011

facespooked

that sudden shock when an old friend (or enemy) from your past finds you on Facebook

my 25th hs reunion is coming up...seems i'm facespooked daily.

by lyricmyoos February 24, 2009