facehooker

Some one who friends everybody that they could possibly know on Facebook and comments and updates their status way too much.

God, MJ's mom is a real Facehooker, I met her once and she's already friended me and everyone I know.

by Koala Bare July 02, 2009

facehooker

a girl or guy who sell themselves or participates in slutty activities on Facebook.

Olivia just asked Milton to have sex with her by posting "COME DO ME!" on his Wall.

Dude, what a facehooker.

by Spiffy Pants July 26, 2009

Facehooker

Someone who stays up late at night looking for people to "friend" on Facebook.

It was a busy night for Betty, a Facehooker in her prime, getting another twenty "friends" under her belt.

by erinad July 17, 2009

facehooker

a facebook member who uses facebook addictively, literally hooked to it or a member who uses it to solely get laid.

Mike: "Lets get on facebook and find you a date"
Eddie: "no way, I dont want to turn into a facehooker"
Mike: "Its not like you aren't already, your hooked to it almost 24/4"

by YESmina October 29, 2008

Facehooker

Someone who is not on Facebook, who uses your Facebook to check on people.

"Will you check on Facebook to see if this guy is on there?".

"Gosh, you such a Facehooker".

by beanedog June 17, 2011

facehooked

adv. to be hooked on/ upsessed with facebook

"Jerry needs to get out more, he's facehooked."

by dougie3 June 09, 2007

Facehooker

One who gets around on the social networking site, Facebook. Typically, younger teenage sisters, flirting on multiple guys facebooks.

(A Facebook Slut)

" 'Cmon, Boosh is on in 2 minutes"

" Just wait! I have to finish facebooking Michael and Chad!"

" You Facehooker"

by Jeebs99 May 03, 2009