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Facebooker's Remorse 

When you get really smashed and go on facebook, you comment on everyone's status and say stupid crazy stuff. You tell all the hot chicks on your profile that you want them. The next day you have a case of Facebooker's Remorse and you delete all of your comments!
I can't believe I commented on Jen's status and told her to shut up and get a life. I was so smashed now I have "facebooker's remorse"
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Facebooker Hooker

1. A female who spends more than an hour a day on Facebook. Facebooking. 2. A female who you see at least one notification a day in your email becuase of her post on Facebook. 3. Unrelenting inbox invasion by a female Facebook-posting junkie.
I'm gonna unfriend that Facebooker Hooker if she posts just one more pic of her kid's mid-afternoon poop, or last night's dinner out, or ...

Selfish Facebooker 

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on
Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !

Awkward Facebooker

"good seeing you today, sorry i didnt say hey i was in a hurry i think i was only there for like 35 mins haha"

-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl
Awkward Facebooker by B1GTENCHAMPS September 16, 2012

iPod Facebooker 

Someone who only goes on facebook through their iPod Touch or iPhone.
Person 1: Why doesn't Jack ever friend request anybody on facebook?
Person 2: Jack's a ipod facebooker, that's why.

Deadbeat Facebooker 

someone who makes a facebook page and never checks it.
the opposite of somebody who has a farmville.
Wow my brother has a facebook but never gets on. he is such a deadbeat facebooker.
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Bipolar facebooker 

A person who demonstrates severe and regular mood swings on their facebook status updates. A condition usually found in females.

Males will often continue to be their "friends", probably in the off chance they get the opportunity to get into their Bra one day.
"Dude, whos that? Her dad died this morning, but now, she is all good agan after getting her new fake Burbery handbag off of Ebay!? Is she on drugs?"

"No mate, she just has Facebook Bipolar. I'd still shag her though, Hence we're still friends....just incase. You know?"

"Ah, yeah, OK. Gotcha. I know a Bipolar facebooker too. Annoying aren't they?!"

"Tell me about it dude.... tell me about it!