by crazyarms October 27, 2010
Paige: How did you know that about me?
Tom: I facebook stalked it.
Paige: Woah, creepy.
Tom: You facebook stalk, too. Don't lie.
Paige: Oh yes. You are so clever.
Tom: I facebook stalked it.
Paige: Woah, creepy.
Tom: You facebook stalk, too. Don't lie.
Paige: Oh yes. You are so clever.
by Ricky Williams and Dante's Inferno February 25, 2008
The act of monitoring another person's activity (status updates, photo uploads, photo tags, photo comments, wall posts, friend additions, group memberships, attended events, mutual friends, e.t.c.) on the popular social network of Facebook.
Person A: I was facebook stalking Jennifer for two hours last night.
Person B: Oh really?
Person A: Yeah, Amber added photos from her birthday party and Jennifer was tagged in one of them. However two weeks ago Jennifer RSVPed 'attending' on the guest list for Jack's birthday party which was the same night as Amber's. Then she updated her status to: "Jennifer is going on a date tonight" but according to her relationship status, she's not single!
Person B: Oh really?
Person A: Yeah, Amber added photos from her birthday party and Jennifer was tagged in one of them. However two weeks ago Jennifer RSVPed 'attending' on the guest list for Jack's birthday party which was the same night as Amber's. Then she updated her status to: "Jennifer is going on a date tonight" but according to her relationship status, she's not single!
by NCgirl59 November 26, 2008
A traditonal way of avoiding both the real world and homework, facebook stalking is the act of constantly checking a person's facebook page.
by tone everlast January 12, 2010
1. If it's a guy, they usually just sit there with the urge to masturbate to pictures of hot females.
2. If it's a girl, then the stalking is a lot more complicated than that.
2. If it's a girl, then the stalking is a lot more complicated than that.
Diego has been facebook stalking all week. He should host an hourly special where he updates everyone on what's going on in the world of facebook.
Why are you facebook stalking, Jess?
Because, this bitch has been replying to almost everything my boyfriend posts.
Why are you facebook stalking, Jess?
Because, this bitch has been replying to almost everything my boyfriend posts.
by beastblindfire July 06, 2011
A talent not unique to but certainly heightened within teen college girls. This skill manifests itself in having the unwavering patience to tear through every corner of a facebook profile, page, timeline, and post. Culprits are usually caught by the often paired attribute of "liking" absolutely everything.
"What happened to Abe?"
"We had to have an intervention because she was facebook stalking again"
"how bad was it?"
"86 likes"
That one person who actually reads Facebook's ToS
"We had to have an intervention because she was facebook stalking again"
"how bad was it?"
"86 likes"
That one person who actually reads Facebook's ToS
by MCCraven February 05, 2013
Bro: Brah, have you seen Kadie's boobies?
Brah: No, but I have a fat boner at the moment thinking about them
Bro: Dude, just do The Facebook Stalk.
Brah: Its at an ultra-bone state now.
Bro: Those are nice aren't they.
Brah: Delicious as toaster strudels.
Brah: No, but I have a fat boner at the moment thinking about them
Bro: Dude, just do The Facebook Stalk.
Brah: Its at an ultra-bone state now.
Bro: Those are nice aren't they.
Brah: Delicious as toaster strudels.
by ownthesky April 24, 2010