The hour, usually between 8:30 and 9:30PM, when more of your friends are signed onto Facebook than usual.
by gamerdude949 May 26, 2009
Get the Facebook Hour mug.A girl who appears to look extremely hot in all her online photos but actually looks horrendous up front in person.
Guy 1: Hey, who's that Nicole chick who's all over your Facebook wall? She looks smoking hot, I think you should go for her!
Guy 2: Argh, I know... But she has more craters than the moon and a moustache! She's a Facebook hottie!
Guy 2: Argh, I know... But she has more craters than the moon and a moustache! She's a Facebook hottie!
by seanthetruthkillings October 4, 2012
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A Facebook Ho is that friend that adds all the hot guys/girls that you met or became friends with first.
Haley: Look who added me!! Isn't he cute?
Teresa:Yess!!
*Ten minutes later*
Teresa: I just added him!!
Haley: FACEBOOK HOE!!
Teresa:Yess!!
*Ten minutes later*
Teresa: I just added him!!
Haley: FACEBOOK HOE!!
by lollipop12 August 8, 2010
Get the Facebook Hoe mug.While a regular hour has sixty minutes, a Facebook-hour is usually shorter; due to the unnecessary amount of time spent on Facebook when one should be doing other activities.
It can vary from fifty minutes, all the way down to just fifteen minutes left on an hour.
It can vary from fifty minutes, all the way down to just fifteen minutes left on an hour.
Mark: Why did it take you five hours to do your math homework yesterday?
Tim: It took two and a half, actually, but was on Facebook half the time
Mark: Oh, so five Facebook hours?
Tim: Yes
Tim: It took two and a half, actually, but was on Facebook half the time
Mark: Oh, so five Facebook hours?
Tim: Yes
by Norway90 March 21, 2011
Get the Facebook hours mug.Any individual, (male, female, or anything in between) that 'Likes' or becomes a 'Fan' of something/someone on Facebook, for no foreseeable reason.
It includes the following but is not limited to:
1. Going down a person's wall and 'Liking' everything; A form of wall rape to get someone's attention.
2. Pressing the 'Like' button on the wall-posts of people they do not know. This rule also applies towards individuals that repeatedly "like" the posts of a person that they fancy, on a daily basis.
3. 'Liking' or becoming fans of groups they have no business being a part of, except to fit in, in the hopes that someone will notice it the next day in school.
4. 'Liking' places or events they have never been to or have any connection with.
5. Putting down an RSVP of "Attending" to all events regardless of feasibility of actually making it.
6. Accepting all application and group invites to be 'nice'
It includes the following but is not limited to:
1. Going down a person's wall and 'Liking' everything; A form of wall rape to get someone's attention.
2. Pressing the 'Like' button on the wall-posts of people they do not know. This rule also applies towards individuals that repeatedly "like" the posts of a person that they fancy, on a daily basis.
3. 'Liking' or becoming fans of groups they have no business being a part of, except to fit in, in the hopes that someone will notice it the next day in school.
4. 'Liking' places or events they have never been to or have any connection with.
5. Putting down an RSVP of "Attending" to all events regardless of feasibility of actually making it.
6. Accepting all application and group invites to be 'nice'
Mary: "Ok that makes 25 as attending."
Babs: "Lemme check that list...oh wait better make it 24. Debra puts down everything as 'Attending.' Last week she said she was going to Egypt to partake in the riots. She's a Facebook Hooker."
Herb: "Are you busy tmw?"
Stan: "Yeah I gotta play Mafia Wars."
Herb: "Uhhh....why? I was thinking we could go to the game or grab a beer."
Stan: "I wish I could but I can't let them down."
Herb: "Dude....are you for real? The only reason those tools ask you to play this shit is so they can get weirdass "points" or some crap to compensate for their meaningless lives. You need to get a life and quit being a fuckin facebook hooker you pussy ass pushover bitch."
Babs: "Lemme check that list...oh wait better make it 24. Debra puts down everything as 'Attending.' Last week she said she was going to Egypt to partake in the riots. She's a Facebook Hooker."
Herb: "Are you busy tmw?"
Stan: "Yeah I gotta play Mafia Wars."
Herb: "Uhhh....why? I was thinking we could go to the game or grab a beer."
Stan: "I wish I could but I can't let them down."
Herb: "Dude....are you for real? The only reason those tools ask you to play this shit is so they can get weirdass "points" or some crap to compensate for their meaningless lives. You need to get a life and quit being a fuckin facebook hooker you pussy ass pushover bitch."
by Nibbleswicke July 27, 2011
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Someone may qualify as a Facebook Hoe if they:
- Constantly post revealing photos of themselves with the intention of getting reactions and receiving attention, be it positive or negative
- Over-edit photos to create the illusion of being more physically attractive than they are off-line
- Are blatantly open about their unchanging DTF life style
- Make a point of letting everyone know just how little they take someone's opinion into consideration (only when it is negative)
- Occasionally or constantly post seemingly deep, meaningful, or heartfelt statuses and/or pictures of themselves to remind the world that attractive people have feelings, too
- Quote popular/well-liked songs (particularly deep, loving, overly-happy quotes; may also use quotes that are sad, bitchy, and/or "I don't give a shit about what you say" in nature)
- Can post a hideous photo of themselves with a self-destructive subtitle, and get numerous likes and reassuring comments on it
- Friend or unfriend people without any apparent causes (although it is often a case of liking someone based on physical appearance and/or life style, or ridding oneself of a "hater")
- Use "baby talk" to come across as being an adorable person
Someone may qualify as a Facebook Hoe if they:
- Constantly post revealing photos of themselves with the intention of getting reactions and receiving attention, be it positive or negative
- Over-edit photos to create the illusion of being more physically attractive than they are off-line
- Are blatantly open about their unchanging DTF life style
- Make a point of letting everyone know just how little they take someone's opinion into consideration (only when it is negative)
- Occasionally or constantly post seemingly deep, meaningful, or heartfelt statuses and/or pictures of themselves to remind the world that attractive people have feelings, too
- Quote popular/well-liked songs (particularly deep, loving, overly-happy quotes; may also use quotes that are sad, bitchy, and/or "I don't give a shit about what you say" in nature)
- Can post a hideous photo of themselves with a self-destructive subtitle, and get numerous likes and reassuring comments on it
- Friend or unfriend people without any apparent causes (although it is often a case of liking someone based on physical appearance and/or life style, or ridding oneself of a "hater")
- Use "baby talk" to come across as being an adorable person
- Self-Destructive Comments:
"I look soooo fat in this picture!! ):"
"Ewwh, look at my hairr :P"
"Grossnessss to my outfit, buuuut ohwell!!"
- Baby Talk:
"I wuv you ((:"
"Awwwh, fanks ;)"
"Oh, I sowwy :/"
"Otay! :D"
Example 1:
Girl 1: "Guh-ross!! Look at this; 127 likes, 67 -and counting- comments..! And all it is is a picture of this fugly bitch sneering at a camera with her boobs hanging the fuck out!!" *gags*
Girl 2: "Ugh, I know!! And is that her TOILET in the background...? Like, what does that Facebook Hoe think she is??"
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Dude, look at this chick; her boobs are fucking HUGE!" *likes picture*
Girl 1: "Ummm, did you also happen to notice how ugly her face is?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, like, really. She looks like she's the child of Chucky and Anne Hathaway." *grimaces* "Total Facebook Hoe."
Guy 2: "Nahh, I mean.. It's not like, umm... She's not THAT... Oh. Hmmm- but just LOOK at those knockers!!"
"I look soooo fat in this picture!! ):"
"Ewwh, look at my hairr :P"
"Grossnessss to my outfit, buuuut ohwell!!"
- Baby Talk:
"I wuv you ((:"
"Awwwh, fanks ;)"
"Oh, I sowwy :/"
"Otay! :D"
Example 1:
Girl 1: "Guh-ross!! Look at this; 127 likes, 67 -and counting- comments..! And all it is is a picture of this fugly bitch sneering at a camera with her boobs hanging the fuck out!!" *gags*
Girl 2: "Ugh, I know!! And is that her TOILET in the background...? Like, what does that Facebook Hoe think she is??"
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Dude, look at this chick; her boobs are fucking HUGE!" *likes picture*
Girl 1: "Ummm, did you also happen to notice how ugly her face is?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, like, really. She looks like she's the child of Chucky and Anne Hathaway." *grimaces* "Total Facebook Hoe."
Guy 2: "Nahh, I mean.. It's not like, umm... She's not THAT... Oh. Hmmm- but just LOOK at those knockers!!"
by >>SLASH! GASH!<< ^.^= September 2, 2012
Get the Facebook Hoe mug.Usually the same group of people constantly making creeper-like comments on an individual's wall/ pictures. Their objective is almost always obvious. In that they try to seduce/persuade the user to like them, when in fact the would never talk to them in person or vice-versa.
Simple Definition:
Overly obsessed bitches(male or female)
Simple Definition:
Overly obsessed bitches(male or female)
i.e. Facebook hoes
Suzy:"Ohh Xander would you marry me?"
Lucy:"OMG, I love this omgg, You make me drool."
Brittnay:":D I loveee this"
Kendall:"yur amazing. ♥"
Suzy:"Ohh Xander would you marry me?"
Lucy:"OMG, I love this omgg, You make me drool."
Brittnay:":D I loveee this"
Kendall:"yur amazing. ♥"
by BLA-Q February 21, 2011
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