Reverse Facebook Stalked

When someone forces stalking upon you by constantly updating their Facebook status. These are usually people who you generally could not give a shit about.

Oh my god! - Bro 1
What's up man? - Bro 2
I don't give a fuck about Jane Shmoe and her high school bullshit. - Bro 1
Looks like you're gettin' Reverse Facebook Stalked bro; sucks. - Bro 2

by Seef8308 August 16, 2010

facebook stalker

Someone who is obsessed with someone else and stalks them on facebook. Not always traceable or noticable, but clues are: wall posts replying to every status update, viewing every posted picture of the stalked, etc...

I think Hillary is turning into a facebook stalker, she replies to all of my status updates...

by Goofisteve December 11, 2007

facebook stalking

Looking at someones facebook profile and reading their recent news and wall posts. Monitoring another person's facebook life

I am facebook stalking you right now

by ByRd December 11, 2007

Facebook Stalking

When an individual (male or female) scours another individual's profile, frequently checks their status updates, or reads their wall posts to and from other people. This is usually done either because the individual wants to know as much as possible about the individual whose profile they are reading, or they're bored and haven't looked at that person's profile yet after they've gained them as a friend on facebook. Some people admit to it, other's deny they have been doing it, even when caught in the act.

Joe: "Dude what are you doing?"
Mike: *Looks up from ex-girlfriend's profile, whom he is facebook stalking* "Nothing."
Joe: *Sees ex-girlfriend's profile page* "Quit facebook stalking that chick and come play Xbox"
Mike: "I wasn't facebook stalking her!"

by Wordie69 July 29, 2009

Facebook Stalking

A euphemism for finding out about a person on their Facebook page so as not to need to ask for all the mundane details (hobbies, favorite quotes, marriage status) so conversations can go straight to arguing over the relative merits of Shadow of the Hegemon vs. Xenocide

I thought she looked pretty cute, but after Facebook Stalking her I found out she thinks Children of the Mind is the best Ender novel!

by ELProphet September 19, 2009

facebook stalker

A person who had way too much time on their hands, basically someone who has no better life except to look at others profiles and be jealous or want to have their lives. Or a person who constantly steals another person's wall posts, photos, notes and posts them as their own. That's a real loser facebook stalker, they have no imagination or creativity for their own facebook updates, so they have to steal others reality updates to make themselves look/feel good. These people are sad cases of obsession and loneliness, they spend way to much time on facebook as well, by posting 20 posts a day.

"Elliott is such a sad,lonely person, he spends too much time looking at others facebook profiles attaining ideas for his new status update." That's a real Facebook Stalker, my friend told me!

by robinhood1975 April 11, 2012

facebook stalking

Creeping on someone's facebook profile. Usually someone that you never speak to, only hear about and see in the hallways. Facebook stalking usually requires having set rounds, or in other words certain profiles that you like to visit each day. You read everything on the new's feed avidly. If someone's status is dramatic, you quickly click over to their page to see if you can find the cause. Changed relationship statuses bring you joy. Somehow a quick trip onto facebook turns into a three hour stalk fest of people that you only distantly know.

Hey, did you do your homework last night?
No, I was too busy facebook stalking.

by Steven Waterdog the Third March 22, 2010