Facebattle

The act of hijacking someone's Facebook profile update to argue over a point or political statement made in aforementioned update.

Friend X: Well, if you look at Glenn Beck's site, he clearly states the facts, blah, blah, blah
Friend Y: Glenn Beck is an idiot yadda, yadda, yadda
Friend Z: Guys, can you take your Facebattle private? I was just trying to tell everyone how bad the line was @ Shangri-la!

by KevNemo September 8, 2009

Facebate

When you are on Facebook and have to masturbate to a hot photo, you accidently click on the like button.

I was looking through Facebook photos last night, and sorry bro but I accidently facebate liked your Mom's bikini photo.

by bcgid July 17, 2016

facemeat

Anatomical feature of cartoon animals where a distinct chunk of the face is colored like (light) human skin.

Seen in characters such as Mickey Mouse and Sonic the Hedgehog.

Theoretical biologists have long debated the precise nature and function of the facemeat.

"Wanna see my new Sonic the Hedgehog OC?"
"That's someone's tooth."
"Yes, but I sculpted little gloves, facemeat, and a freakish cyclopean eye, so now it's a Sonic OC."
"Whose tooth is this?"

by farco_ July 7, 2024