When telling a "Facebook fable", you're basically altering the truth. When asked by an old acquaintance or friend what you've been doing for the last few years, you realy don't want to admit that you've accomplished nothing of importance. Rather than telling what you've done, you tell the story the way you would have liked it all to be.
Jenny: Hey mate, it's been ages. How are you? What have you been up to for the last couple of years?
Bob:Hey Jenny. 'Oh, I dunno really, just doing this and that. Did some parachuting, jetskiing, travelled, did a year in the service and got myself a really hot grilfriend. You?
"In fact, Bob shat himself in the plane, refusing to get near the door of the little plane, went to the beach and watched other people on jetskis, left London to spend a day with his grandmother in Manchester, got kicked out of the army after a week 'cause he got high in the parkinglot and made out with a skanky 34-year old at the pub. He's told Jenny a Facebook Fable!"
Bob:Hey Jenny. 'Oh, I dunno really, just doing this and that. Did some parachuting, jetskiing, travelled, did a year in the service and got myself a really hot grilfriend. You?
"In fact, Bob shat himself in the plane, refusing to get near the door of the little plane, went to the beach and watched other people on jetskis, left London to spend a day with his grandmother in Manchester, got kicked out of the army after a week 'cause he got high in the parkinglot and made out with a skanky 34-year old at the pub. He's told Jenny a Facebook Fable!"
by Bjarke January 16, 2008
Get the Facebook Fable mug.A portmanteau of the names 'Fabray' and 'Berry', characters from the popular television series 'Glee'. Quinn Fabray, a knocked-up cheerleader, blonde and beautiful; Rachel Berry, a talented singer on the bottom of the social ladder, brunette, petite, hot and socially awkward.
It may seem impossible and also implausible, but the shippers claim to have found proof of this ship happening. It is also insanely, unbelievably hot. The UST between them is, apparently, undeniable.
It may seem impossible and also implausible, but the shippers claim to have found proof of this ship happening. It is also insanely, unbelievably hot. The UST between them is, apparently, undeniable.
Example 1
Non-Faberry Shipper: This ship cannot possibly exist.
Faberry shipper: Oh but it does! Do recall the pornographic bathroom wall pictures, the longing stares in 'Keep Holding On', the hearts around Quinn's doodles of Rachel in the Madonna episode and- do you really want me to keep going?
Converted-now-Faberry-shipper: No, it's fine.
Example 2
Person: Oh god, why won't Ryan Murphy let Faberry make out already? Why?
Non-Faberry Shipper: This ship cannot possibly exist.
Faberry shipper: Oh but it does! Do recall the pornographic bathroom wall pictures, the longing stares in 'Keep Holding On', the hearts around Quinn's doodles of Rachel in the Madonna episode and- do you really want me to keep going?
Converted-now-Faberry-shipper: No, it's fine.
Example 2
Person: Oh god, why won't Ryan Murphy let Faberry make out already? Why?
by JayTee815 August 9, 2010
Get the Faberry mug.A name derived from the word fabulous, often given to children who are inexplicably amazing and incredible. Most 'Fabiens', despite their unrivalled intelligence are unaware of the scale of their importance.
Some scientists believe that Fabiens evolved separately from most humans and have an advanced DNA, or are in fact descendants of an extraterrestrial race. The evidence for this is mostly based on the interactions of 'Fabiens' and females which frequently conclude with the female throwing themselves upon the unsuspecting 'Fabien.'
Some scientists believe that Fabiens evolved separately from most humans and have an advanced DNA, or are in fact descendants of an extraterrestrial race. The evidence for this is mostly based on the interactions of 'Fabiens' and females which frequently conclude with the female throwing themselves upon the unsuspecting 'Fabien.'
by Rez 765 May 18, 2013
Get the Fabien mug.Fabienne has the quirkest laugh and the prettiest eyes you could ever see on anyone. her long blond hair and farmers shirt style is sexy and original and she can only be described as funny as hell. she will help you up when you fall down and once you have her you never want to let go. if you want a freind that will always be there to support you and stand by your side through the hardest of times, holding a cigarette ready just in case you need it, then you dont have to look anywhere else. she could be a thousand miles away and still never leave your side, and her great taste in music makes her even more like-able.i love this girl and am the luckiest person alive i think. her laugh is addictive and once she smiles then everyone else does too. anyonne can easliy falll in love just because she is who she is and will not change for anyone. all you want to do is spend an afternoon drinking coffee, talking to her because she understands better than anyonce else... I love you Fabienne
by Duckydoo September 3, 2012
Get the Fabienne mug.The best ship on Glee. Quinn Fabray and Rachel Berry . Even though it wasn’t canon, literally anybody can see the amazing chemistry between the two. Honestly lesbian power couple.
by faberry is real November 27, 2019
Get the Faberry mug.son: dad why was i taken to police station for public drunkenness, even if I didn't a bottle of alcohol on me?
father, lol, the moral of the fable is, that, when you drink, and then walk around in public, even if you don't actually have the bottle on you, you still have the smell of the firewater on your breath, especially if it's something hard, like whiskey. an experienced police officer, when they come close enough to talk to you, can actually smell the stuff on your breath.
father, lol, the moral of the fable is, that, when you drink, and then walk around in public, even if you don't actually have the bottle on you, you still have the smell of the firewater on your breath, especially if it's something hard, like whiskey. an experienced police officer, when they come close enough to talk to you, can actually smell the stuff on your breath.
by Sexydimma June 14, 2013
Get the the moral of the fable mug.Me: Did you hear the song <second chance> by Faber drive?
Friend: Yeh! it was amazing!
Me: Faber Drive rocks!!
Friend: Yeh! it was amazing!
Me: Faber Drive rocks!!
by Lilic January 6, 2009
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