piece of fucking dildo dick

Person A: You piece of fucking dildo dick!
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.

by SmackThatBootyLikePOW July 25, 2017

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fucking fuck dick

An exclamation, used often to combat lag, or death in darksouls

-lags out- FUCKING FUCK DICK!

-dies before boss- FUCKING FUCK DICK!

by Samson's own goodie hole January 2, 2014

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Are you fucking my dick?!

Are you serious?
Are you joking?

Jee: Wanna practice today?
Doc: Are you fucking my dick?! we practiced all day yesterday. give me a break
Jee: come on brotha, we need to practice 8 days a week to be champs brotha
Doc: stop saying brotha like your black or something, and there is only 7 days in a week
Jee: ARE YOU FUCKING MY DICK......hit it brotha!!!

by wissstates10 May 23, 2010

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dick fucking

Sticking your dick in somebody else's pee hole
going from pole to pole (two dicks facing each other) to pole (now the two dicks have formed one fat dick)

Daniel: Dude Caleb totally got caught dick fucking last Friday.
Scott: yeah i hear he had to go to the hospital for that shit

by Miguel Antonio Franco February 16, 2008

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A complete fucking monster dick

When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap

Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("

Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."

P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..

by IjustgotTotallybamboozled June 5, 2021

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