drunk as fuck

eating so many Olive Garden breadsticks that you get drunk

Matt: "Yo dude, put those breadsticks down."
Zack: "Fuck dude, I'm drunk as fuck dude..."

drunk as fuck by big billy catfish April 9, 2019

Drunk Truck Fuck 

1. When a couple of guys, preferably: short, conservative, hicks who live too far from the nearest technical college to get an education and drive F-150s to deny having a penis any smaller than they do already, get together for some good old fashion binge drinking and get too drunk to remember they touched weiners last night.

2. When Republicans mistakenly misstep their moral boundaries and do something gay.

Hick 1: "That party last night was crazy!"

Hick 2: "Too bad we didnt get any pussy."

Hick 3: "Why does my mouth taste like dick?"

Some chick: "Drunk Truck Fuck!"

Drunk Truck Fuck by loovemuscle March 26, 2009

drunk the fuck up 

when you messed up a very important task because you were too drunk.

I drunk the fuck up, she was unsatisfied.

drunk the fuck up by del swennard April 3, 2009

drunk the fuck up 

Inebriated enough to, wholeheartedly, believe in the fabrications created by one's own mind; regardless of the baselessness of the belief. 😐

Bobby: ¡Arrivederci amico mio!
Daniel: ¡Autentico, mi amor!
Bobby: But.... you're drunk the fuck up😑😑😑

Daniel: *ahhbpltt* 🤪

drunk the fuck up by SlasherDreams March 23, 2020

drunk-the-fuck-out

A level of drunk that can only be achieved by Icelandic truckers, teenage Sports reporters and varied Jewish celebrities.

"Oh man Bryce was so nude, he must have been drunk-the-fuck-out."

drunk-the-fuck-out by Mount Royal Journalism April 7, 2010

Drunk and Down to Fuck

When you're intoxicated and aren't just down to fuck, but you're wasted and just about anything will do.

John was out on Friday night and slept with a cougar who was Drunk And Down To Fuck. God bless alcohol!!!!

Drunk and Down to Fuck by dadtf March 16, 2009

Fuck it Drink 

The Fuck it Drink is the one drink that puts you over your limits.
Drinking the Fuck it Drink you know your either going to have an awesome night or all hell is going to break loose.
The Fuck it Drink is the drink you have to lose all fears, inhibitions, and insecurities.

Oh shit this is my Fuck it Drink, let's party.
I'm not drunk, I haven't had my Fuck it Drink.
Hey Pat, You better have your Fuck it Drink before you go over there to talk to that girl.

Fuck it Drink by Eric Highlander August 19, 2013