frataport

Frataporting is the act of blacking out after fratting too hard and ending up in a new location upon regaining awareness. It is the only known way to teleport.

Ed: Wtf bro you slept with my gf last night?
Brett: I'm sorry bro I frataported there.
Ed: Oh it's chill then homie fuck yeah

Guys, I need to get to the gym. Lets shotgun 20 beers and frataport there.

by Symba the Fratstar November 24, 2011

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Frugal Chinamen

A man who is anticipating having sex later in the evening makes sure to bring a pair of chopsticks with him. In the event of a sexual encounter, he starts having sex doggy style, and when the woman starts to climax he takes out the chopsticks and reaches in to her removed pants and takes her wallet

"Milch spent so much money on this bitch at the bar that he frugal chinamened her at her house later that night. He wasn't paying for all those fucking tequila shots."

by Bennett H September 16, 2008

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FRUTA • Frutal • Fruta Loops • Frutada • Frutality • Frutarqua • frutata • Frutation • Frutatious • tirar fruta

frugase

something that is a fake

Hey, this fur coat you sold me is fucking FRUGASE

by Mike Loops January 26, 2005

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Fritalia

A Friday night at a local establishment that bestows extremely cheap drinks on its local patrons which while unpredictable, always results in a dreamlike experience.

Dude I got so Fritalia’d last night I woke up at a loading dock of a greenhouse with one sandal.

Apparently I did too many jagerbombs on Fritalia I couldn’t stop shaking for two days.. I felt like Michael J Fox

Man, who’s idea was it to power hour at the bar on Fritalia.. I got kicked out before 11

Where did all my money go last night?..... Fritalia

by Buttmucker September 16, 2011

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