Frenchman's fishingnet

When one's arse crack hair is so dense that it forms a net which catches turds on their escape from the anus.

Damn! Time I shaved my arse crack again. My frenchman's fishingnet has managed a massive haul this morning!

by Roberto flange January 27, 2015

frenchman's delight

A sexual position in which a man ejaculates inside of the partner's anus and orders them to spew said ejaculation on their face/mouth cavity.

Guy 1: Dude, Stacy TOTALLY gave me the frenchman's delight last night!
Guy 2: I won't lie man, that's totally gay and horrific.

by mr.empty666 April 12, 2011

frenchman's molotov

The process of cumming in a girls mouth, who is drunk, then pouring hotsauce in her mouth. Giving her a gentleman's shave. is optional.

jill was drunk out of her skull, so i decided to give her the good ol' frenchman's molotov. she woke up that morning wondering why she had fecal matter on her face and her mouth was burning.

by The black t-dog November 14, 2009

Frenchman’s Reacharound

When you position the queen behind the king in a vulnerable position. A horse and a bishop may make an appearance.

You may have fallen for the classic frenchman’s reacharound. Perchance

by Gooby goobers March 12, 2022

Frenchman’s Shoe

When you step in a steaming Dog Shit!!!

What’s that Smell?? Oh don’t worry Daves got his frenchman’s shoe on.

by Billy Ball Sack February 17, 2023

Frenchman Roll Up

Pooping in the sheets will having sex and then throwing them around you and your partner

"yo did you hear stacy did a frenchman roll up in my bed? now i have to get a new mattress"

by TrulyGreg January 1, 2024

Frenchman’s fire hose

When you piss your full bladder into a woman’s vagina while pinning her down in missionary.

Bryce: What did you do about your girl’s chlamydia burns?
Sam: Gave her the Frenchman’s fire hose

by DogStarver April 11, 2026