freakness

a weakness that marks you as a freak; something that you cant resist no matter what, and is freaky.

snorting is my freakness.

by girllygirll April 10, 2009

Freakonomics Truth

Statistical facts or other scholarly information that makes people uncomfortable when they read it or hear it. Freakonomics Truth often causes great consternation and denial in the listener or reader who is so shocked by what they have just discovered, that they try to avoid learning about similar information in the future.

Mass abortion among unmarried, low income women after the Roe v. Wade decision in 1973 led to a significant reduction in violent crime in the United States in the 1990s and 2000s, because many of the children who would have become violent criminals were never born. Many devoutly religious people don't like to hear 'Freakonomics Truth' because it flies in the face of everything they have been brought up to believe. 'Freakonomics Truth' reminds us of how dark and ugly life often is.

by Frank Sandpaper April 26, 2013

freudzoned

To be put into a "friend zone" like state by your parental figure.

"fucking hell, I wanna date my mother but she freudzoned me again!"

by Beepfromdiscord October 6, 2020

Freaksonpaper4sale

Freaksonpaper4sale is a stupid fucking fuck fest on paper or clothing or whatever the fuck you desire! Made by a girl with over bleached hair, straight teeth and a tendency to punch her sandwiches.

"Hey man have you seen freaksonpaper4sale?“

"Nah I go to church!“

by punchingoldpeoplewhohateme October 17, 2020

Freezone

Similar to the “friendzone”, the “freezone” is a dedicated space within a woman’s psyche to place a man who she views as nothing more than a path to acquire free stuff, whether it be weed, food, or perhaps jewelry.

“That poor bastard is so deep in the freezone that he’s finding receipts for all the things he bought her trying to score”

“Mazi isn’t desirable at all as a man, but he would make a nice addition to the free zone. I haven’t smoked all day!”

by Mr.707 January 25, 2023

Freakiness

A Word Describing The Scale Of Being Freaked Out After A Halloween Event, TV Show, Movie, ETC.

"That Show Was Freakiness, Considering Spongebob's Brains!"

by The NES Link July 6, 2009

freakzoid

A freaky person who acts more like an alien than a human.

Octomom is a California freakzoid.

by Peanut Santiago December 18, 2009