foxnoose

The "rope" created by an errantly flapping tongue, by which one hangs oneself politically when given enough time to speak on Fox channel programs.

Sarah Palin's political ambitions expired as they dangled at the end of the "foxnoose."

by tifosa January 17, 2010

Foxing out

To bail. To Bitch out. To magically dissapear.

I thought you said Sean was coming out tonight?" "His gf wanted to watch the notebook. He's definitely foxing out.

by mjv21 July 11, 2011

fixing shit

Fix something random. To fix shit. I am fixing shit. Yesterday i fixed shit. I have fixed shit. I was fixing shit.

I was fixing shit yesterday. Can you fix my shit?

by Vebb May 20, 2016

fixing a sprinkler system

getting some.

Person 1: You being handy?
Person 2: We're fixing a sprinkler system.

by pretendtobegreek April 29, 2011

foxicorn

Just a fox with a horn- like a unicorn but fox version!

Unicorn: my gawd what a cute Foxicorn
Pandacorn: Ikr its aesthetically perfect bruh

by DatFoxicornTho May 18, 2016

Foxitis

A treatable illness caused by over consumption of right-wing media. Symptoms include paranoia, fear, outrage, and in severe cases, physical violence. Not limited to TV, Foxitis can be contracted through a toxic diet of right-wing social media platforms, podcasts, and talk radio. Foxitis is reinenforced in the brain by algorithms that drive recommended content. The disease is not permanent. Successful treatment includes deliberate exploration of other media, especially foreign outlets (BBC, ITV, CBC) that offer diverse views of how and why the world works. Deliberate consumption of diverse views changes the patient’s social media algorithms, thereby changing the course of the illness. Also see Foxmania.

I now realize I was suffering from Foxitis at Thanksgiving, when I called my cousin (who works on Wall Street) a socialist communist.

by Bran Stark May 11, 2021

FoxNewsed

When any action, comment or situation you are involved with is taken and spun entirely out of context to enforce the personal agenda of a (usually narrow-minded, educated only enough to be dangerous) third-party who has only their own personal benefit at heart.

Mike - "Remember that douche, Bill O'Reilly, who was constantly creeping on my girl?"

James - "The one with the herp?"

Mike - "Yeah, the bastard took that picture of me kissing your mom last Christmas and convinced her that I was cheating so that she'd dump me for him. He almost FoxNewsed me, dude."

James - "What a douche. Wait...you were kissing my mom?"

by alainmke December 2, 2011