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FoxNewsed 

When any action, comment or situation you are involved with is taken and spun entirely out of context to enforce the personal agenda of a (usually narrow-minded, educated only enough to be dangerous) third-party who has only their own personal benefit at heart.
Mike - "Remember that douche, Bill O'Reilly, who was constantly creeping on my girl?"

James - "The one with the herp?"

Mike - "Yeah, the bastard took that picture of me kissing your mom last Christmas and convinced her that I was cheating so that she'd dump me for him. He almost FoxNewsed me, dude."

James - "What a douche. Wait...you were kissing my mom?"
FoxNewsed by alainmke December 2, 2011
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To steal a large percentage of market share from a converged market leader.
"The global economies of scale are stacked very heavily against the converged corporations of the West, especially since they are purposefully creating competitors that will foxnews them by attacking at least one-third of their own customer base."
- Theodore Beale
Foxnews by Cluebat July 7, 2019
V: The action of omitting, unrightfully editing, skewing information or content, etc. in an attempt to prove an extremely biased point as seen on Fox News programming.
Dude, check your facts. You really FoxNewsed that one.
FoxNews by ThaBank February 28, 2009

FOXNews Magic 

A particularly blatant form of media spin and partisan hackery where a particularly embarassing or scandalous member of a political party is suddenly relabelled as a member of an opposition party in an attempt to deflect association with that shame or scandal away from one's own party onto another. Named after FOXNews, which was famous for "mistakenly" labelling Republican politicians caught in sex-related scandals as Democrats.
Right after Mark Foley was caught sending explicit messages to young male pages, the FOXNews Magic changed him from a Republican to Democrat.
FOXNews Magic by Del360 January 28, 2011
The new term for bullshit, especially blatant, obvious bullshit, notably bullshit with a conservative political bend.
When the libertarian at work claimed to be against the government interfering in people's lives, then advocated using government power to kill labor unions he proved his views on liberty were a lot of foxnews.
Foxnews by Judge Death! March 31, 2011
foxnews has become the National Enquirer of television
foxnews by blahhalbblah September 16, 2012
When you try to make an argument or statement without the sources to back it up.
The word is derived from trying to make a sly or cunning lie into reality.
Can you back this up with a source? Or is it just foxnews
Foxnews by Calisthenicgod March 13, 2022
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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