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forgeticus

a spell used to make the person at which it is directed forget the thing they experienced, often used after fucked up sex
Harry: I learned that little move from Ron
Hermione: What!?
Harry: Forgeticus!
by deadheadrik August 17, 2009
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Forget-Me-Now

They’re pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give ’em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It’s a mainstay of the magician’s toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.

Also known as: Flunitrazepam
To make Rita forget that she was kidnapped, she was given a Forget-Me-Now
by Johnny October 16, 2005
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forced meme

A forced meme is a "meme" that came to be through consistent posting of the "meme" by the creator of the "meme". Almost all forced memes are not actually memes. Nobody usually understands these, they are simply just there. Most forced memes get completely dumped into the dark corners of the internet, though some actually become famous and somewhat memetic. A prime example of a forced meme that actually became a meme is F**k Yeah Seaking. It started out as a forced meme on /b/ but eventually spread out to other sites and became a meme.

Milhouse was also a forced meme, but he became so forced that it became common to reply to a Milhouse picture with the statement "Milhouse is not a meme." That sentence in itself became a meme. Milhouse himself never became a meme.
Poster 1: Here's a picture of Milhouse. He is a meme.
Poster 2: MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME. STOP POSTING THIS STUPID FORCED MEME!!1!!111!
by Grandmaster the Grandmaster November 20, 2009
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born to shit, forced to wipe

real pain.

everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.
lady 1) im in pain.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.
by borntoshitforcedtowipe August 10, 2020
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Forgetting the Alamo

a crime in the State of Texas that is punishable by branding of the Alamo into the ass of the condemned (lest he forget the Alamo again).
Judge, I will actually suck your dick if you let me off with probation for forgetting the Alamo. It’ll never happen again!
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 31, 2019
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True Forced Loneliness

A group of people (mainly guys/men) who are unable to attract women and are unsuccessful in the dating scene. They realize that when it comes to dating, it is primarily about looks, and they criticize dating specialists for lying to vulnerable people about how to attract women.

There are many misconceptions about these people such as them hating women, feeling that they are entitled to a woman's affection or that a woman should never reject them. Most TFLers actually believe the contrary and point out the fact that the world just isn't fair and it's not someone's fault if they are unattractive.

Common members of this community on YouTube consist of: Heed and Succeed, Oreo Man/Savvy guy, KentTV, Blaze1, and Jamil the King
"Has Steve never had a girlfriend?"
"Nah bro, he's a TFLer"

"What does TFL stand for?"
"True Forced Loneliness"
by Uncool dude December 16, 2018
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I know I'm forgetting something

A gut feeling you get when you're about to leave to go somewhere. You know you're forgetting something essential to your trip/destination but can't immediately place your finger on it.

The feeling is strange and based mostly on intuition, similar to deja vu. If you get this feeling, you may be tempted to dismiss it as a delusion, but after a short period of time something will trigger your memory and you will remember what it is you forgot. To avoid any inconveniences, the best thing to do when you get this feeling is to run through a mental or physical checklist on what you have packed and what you haven't.

This notion made an appearance in the 1990 family movie, Home Alone, when the main character, Kevin, is forgotten at home by his parents on their Christmas vacation to France.
Joe: "You ready for this trip to Amsterdam?"
Brett: "Hell yes, the only problem is that I know I'm forgetting something, but I can't think of what it is."
Joe: "Oh, don't worry about it... you probably just forgot to feed the dog."
(3 hours later, when checking in at the airport)
Brett: "Shit! I forgot my passport!"
by chris1152 March 29, 2009
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