The single most effective phrase to express utter defeat and domination by a thing or a person that you deem significantly less important than yourself.
It is an acronym for "F*ck Me In The Ass." It is not a wishful request but a forceful demand for fierce buttsex. Its masochistic connotations imply that you wouldn't really be asking for it unless you were feeling extremely ashamed of said ownage.
It is an acronym for "F*ck Me In The Ass." It is not a wishful request but a forceful demand for fierce buttsex. Its masochistic connotations imply that you wouldn't really be asking for it unless you were feeling extremely ashamed of said ownage.
by xtickledpinkx March 17, 2008
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All the walking, jogging and miscellaneous exercise done while your Fitbit is off, recharging. It doesn't matter how much you complain, your friends will never believe you. This seems to happen at least once a week.
"I walked eight full laps around the mall yesterday, but I was suffering from Fitbit Amnesia, so it looks like I only walked 42 steps."
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Used in online conversation when someone is about to (or in the middle of) smoking a bowl.
also- FITMB and FITFB can mean Fire In The Mother-Fucking Bowl and Fire In The Fucking Bowl respectively.
Used in online conversation when someone is about to (or in the middle of) smoking a bowl.
also- FITMB and FITFB can mean Fire In The Mother-Fucking Bowl and Fire In The Fucking Bowl respectively.
(during online chat)
Guest 1234: FITB
User6734: Nice! i'll have a joint soon.
User487: wish i was getting high too..
User8936: bout to smoke a bowl too
Guest 1234: FITB
User6734: Nice! i'll have a joint soon.
User487: wish i was getting high too..
User8936: bout to smoke a bowl too
by misguidedyouth June 29, 2011
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Get the fmitah mug.Verb: "So I asked her to FITBH me last night while she gave me head because I heard it can help get a guy off, it ended up just being really weird"
Noun: "I'm definitely going to try and slip a FITBH while fingerblasting her, think she'll notice?"
Noun: "I'm definitely going to try and slip a FITBH while fingerblasting her, think she'll notice?"
by TGMD July 14, 2009
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