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flart

(on a plane) Damn, did that guy just flart?
by anonymous March 23, 2022
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Flart

A fart that causes one to fly through the air.
Susie ate beans for breakfast and flarted to school.
by krinokin March 17, 2012
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Flart

Compound word for floral and fart. Gay guys flart due to ass douching with floral scented douche. The combination of farting flowers. Floral scented residue lingers in the anal cavity from the scented liquid in the douche bottle therefore producing flarts.
"You can't tell me my shit don't smell like roses, because I flart floral farts."
by Mz. Foxie June 17, 2016
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flart

a flabby fart, i.e. a fart that causes your buttcheeks to flap around
damn, that sure was a loud flart!
by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007
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flart

A fart with a squirt.
I just flarted. She just flarted. They are flarting.
by Jack Mehoff February 29, 2004
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flart

The act of cutting a fart in bed, then flipping the sheets so the 'aroma' wafts over to your partner.
I was sitting in bed with a good book when my wife suddenly laid down a flart that sent me into the bathroom for an exhaust fan.
by zelmo January 8, 2009
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Flart

When you are trying to flirt with the hottest chick/guy around and suddenly you let a huge fart, thus screwing your chances of having a fun night.
Dude, I almost had her till i let a huge flart.
by HybridShadow June 12, 2009
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