flart

An anal indiscretion (i.e., butt-trumpet toot) that inadvertently slips out while you’re in the middle of playfully expressing romantic interest in someone. Depending on who you talk to, this intensely-humiliating occurrence (especially if it’s exceedingly loud and/or odiferous) can be either a turn-off or an advantage… while it’s certainly true that many individuals are indeed totally grossed out by any and all sphincter-splutters (no matter how “perfect” or “melodious” they happen to be!), some others --- especially slightly-crude-natured guys --- actually **enjoy** a good “rip-snorter”, and so their knowing that you are capable of occasionally producing such “priceless auditory gems” can actually be an attraction for them. Plus of course, this event can also be somewhat of an “acid test” for determining the other person’s true level of overall tolerance and understanding towards fellow humans… if he just casually “smiles ‘n’ shrugs” in response to your whizpopper, this is a good sign that not only will he be easy-going about this and any other fairly-minor bodily-malfunctions of yours, but he probably also doesn’t “sweat the small stuff” in other areas of his life, as well, and thus he may make a good compatible partner “over the long haul”.

I wouldn’t wish a flart on anyone, but it can be useful in learning how sensitive and forgiving your prospective partner is regarding trivial matters.

by QuacksO September 3, 2018

Flart

A fart that causes one to fly through the air.

Susie ate beans for breakfast and flarted to school.

by krinokin March 17, 2012

Flart

Compound word for floral and fart. Gay guys flart due to ass douching with floral scented douche. The combination of farting flowers. Floral scented residue lingers in the anal cavity from the scented liquid in the douche bottle therefore producing flarts.

"You can't tell me my shit don't smell like roses, because I flart floral farts."

by Mz. Foxie June 17, 2016

flart

a flabby fart, i.e. a fart that causes your buttcheeks to flap around

damn, that sure was a loud flart!

by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007

flart

A fart with a squirt.

I just flarted. She just flarted. They are flarting.

by Jack Mehoff February 29, 2004

flart

The act of cutting a fart in bed, then flipping the sheets so the 'aroma' wafts over to your partner.

I was sitting in bed with a good book when my wife suddenly laid down a flart that sent me into the bathroom for an exhaust fan.

by zelmo January 8, 2009

Flart

When you are trying to flirt with the hottest chick/guy around and suddenly you let a huge fart, thus screwing your chances of having a fun night.

Dude, I almost had her till i let a huge flart.

by HybridShadow June 12, 2009