Finkelstein

German/Jewish last name that roughly translates to 'Sparkle Stone'

Guy 1: Wait what did you say your last name was?
Guy 2: Finkelstein, why?
Guy 1: What's that even supposed to mean?
Guy 2: I think it means sparkle stone or something like that.
Guy 1: Cool I guess

by SeldomFire17 December 7, 2016

finkelstine

a last name for the best, bravest, definitely loudest, hottest people alive ;) anyone with finkelstine as their last name is lucky as hell ;) finkelstine =amazing

people with finkelstine as their last name are elite.

by k.fink March 9, 2022

Marti Fincklestein

Old anti-semite Jewish woman that smokes 10 cartons of kools, camel unfiltered, and marlaboro reds, Did i mention shes jewish. She snorts pennies constantly, by crushing them up on her dashboard of her old volkswagon, i believe i mentioned shes jewish, breaks into other cars and fine establishments to steal pennies and doesnt uphold the law... give a penny take a penny. Ohhhh and her grandfather fell out of a guard tower in WWII, Auchwitz. And finally shes Jewish.

See cigarettes

Marti: " My throat is so clogged with ash and tar i sound like marti fincklestein"

by Pedophiles United May 10, 2010

Finklestien

another word for dumb

your a finklestien

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Sissy Finklesteins

1. Gay term for a group of men
2. Pertaining to a man-date
3. Similar to a sausage fest

(Phone conversation)

Girlfriend: Hi sweetie how is your night with the sissy finklesteins?

Boyfriend: its good, me and the guys are about to go see a movie.

by poopbutts December 23, 2009

Finkelstein

When you go for a scratch but find yourself in full force orgasmic pleasure finger deep in your butt. This accidental occurrence can happen during any point of the day, at work, on the bus, or even when your playing with your kids. Just be careful and don't get caught, stick to one or two pokes!

Man who goes to bed goes to bed with itchy bum, will wake to the surprise of full blown orgasmic finkelstein.

by BeanDick December 7, 2018

Finkelstein

When you're wiping your ass, and your finger pokes through the toilet paper and you end up two knuckles deep in your bum. Often turning a regular whipe into a pleasant surprise (or not). Also can occur when a simple scratch turns into a poke, (or two). The job isn't done without a quick whiff at the end.

"what's taking so long in the loo, finkelsteining again"?

by BeanDick December 7, 2018