FID

FID is the acronym for "fatty in disguise". A fatty in disguise is usually a woman who uses deceptive tactics to conceal her large body mass. She will often wear black to slim her figure or wear large multicolored garments as a distraction to her prey. When online, the FID will often take pictures at awkward angles and these photos will usually only be head shots.

With practice and experience, a man can quickly spot a FID and avoid wasting his time and energy.
"Mary's online dating profile looked really good, and she had a lot of nice headshots. I enjoyed talking to her on AIM and the phone. But after doing some stalking on google, I found out that she's really a FID, a fat, wretched, beast of a woman."

"That girl has big tits but its just all fat, take a closer look past that floral pattern on her dress, she's a FID man! Don't do it! "
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v. To drop a duece on the hood of one's vehicle.
I fid Rich because he hit on Stacy.
by Rich February 09, 2005
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plain and simple - fu-king idiot!
wow is that guy ever a fid.
by organ donor July 19, 2003
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He'll never get laid with his small fid.
by DICKtionary March 19, 2004
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many uses. any time you want to say, "fuck it dude" instead say "FID."
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Fan LId

This game was created by a bunch of hung over people, wanting to kill time. The object of the game is the throw a Lid (preferable a pringles lid) into a fan, trying then to make the lid hit someone else.
"FID is great fun, for all ages... of drunks"
by Alphonse Diago June 29, 2003
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Fuck it Den. Used for Shrugging off Rejection. Or Not feeling like dealing with something.
"You dont wanna go to the movies with me, FID. Im not about to wait on you."

-I hate you!!!, FID.
by Charismaticzone July 23, 2009
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