fiatch

Fiatch is a term defined by the combination of two words: fake and biatch.

In other words, a woman who loves attention and flirts extremely with guys but never ends up doing anything; a waste of time.

Alan: So how was that girl steph last night?

Steve: Waste of time. Steph was a fiatch.

by lovingthis1 July 18, 2011

Fatphobic

A word that morbidly obese girls on tiktok use to insult skinny people who genuinely want to help them, also used as an excuse to be 500 pounds.

It's also rarely used as a word to describe people that actually bully fat women, but unfortunately people on twitter/tiktok mostly use it to describe literally anything that they don't like.

Random person: I found this great technique to help you lose weight and become a healthier person, it worked for me, I lost 60 pounds in 4 months!

Fat girl on twitter/tiktok: OH SO WHAT? YOU THINK IM UNHEALTHY? YOU THINK I SHOULD DIE? YOU THINK IM UGLY? YOU'RE SO FATPHOBIC, SKINNY PEOPLE SHOULD ALL BURN IN HELL! NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I NEED TO GO ORDER AN ENTIRE PIZZA FOR MYSELF YOU FATPHOBIC RACIST MYSOGINIST BIGOT!!!!!

by hidingfromtwitterpeople October 2, 2021

fiat money

Money that (a) derives its value entirely from the mandate of the government, and (b) cannot be freely traded. Fiat money is not the same thing as floating currency, because if a floating currency is intrinsically worthless then its lack of worth will be reflected in the forex markets. Fiat money, on the other hand, does not require a disciplined monetary of fiscal policy on the part of the issuing authorities; exchange rates are fixed by decree, which means the state also controls supplies of hard (foreign) currency.

Examples of fiat money include the French revolutionary assignat and the Soviet-era ruble.

by abu yahya September 28, 2008

flatpack-palm

A painful condition - sometimes lasting many days - that often appears halfway through the attempted assembly of flatpack furniture. It can be avoided with the use of an electric screwdriver.

When I made my son's new bed - by the time I'd got 15 screws in, I had flatpack palm - it wrecked !

by DJ Jaybee September 9, 2004

fatpad

A thing to rub, right above the penis. Most fat people have it, and hide their penis there. A fat wall of flesh which you can squish as well.

I can rub my fatpad until i cum.

by TheFatPersonRubbedHisFatpad March 16, 2018

fitpiece

a hot/good-looking guy

"take a look at that fitpiece over there!"
"woah he's a fitpiece"
"seen any fitpiece's yet?"

by vintage44 May 1, 2007

fistpipe

When you shove your arm up someone's ass so hard that the anal cavity changes purpose and its sole purpose is then to be a receptacle (pipe) for your fist.

Man, never go to that gay club on 5th Street, they have a thing with fistpipes.

by banmaroo November 10, 2014