fetus

v. believed to be of Latin origin.

the act of curling up on a couch or bed for hours at a time, occasionally stirring to consume food, drink, or smoke. oftentimes occurs after a particularly stressful engagement or a night of hard partying. although sometimes co-ed, the group is genderless. no judgement is allowed at any time in the room.
"I just bombed that exam. I cannot wait to fetus all day."

"What womb is everybody fetusing in this afternoon?"
by uchicagofetuser22 May 21, 2010
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fetus

A small child you use to store your slim Jims i, most likely up the ass
Hey, you got your fetus? i could really use a moist slim jim.
by bestdefinition byfetus January 26, 2018
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fetus

An unborn.
Also, the best damn thing to use in ANY joke... EVER.
-What's the difference between a Zombie and a Fetus?
You cant bbq Zombies.
-Whats the difference between a bag of popcorn and a fetus?
Fetuses don't pop in the microwave.
-Why isn't there fetus porn?
Its a fucking crime against humanity... unless it includes pointy objects...
by Ethan March 23, 2005
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Fetus

1: a blob of cells which, as it differentiates, forms a parasitic relationship with a host body, often referred to as the 'mother' (the fetus takes nutrients from the mother and returns nothing, thus the term 'parasite'). The parasitism often lasts well after the pregnancy, during which the fetus resides within the body of the mother; in some species the post-birth parasitism lasts 18 years or more. Not to be confused with a human being, which is what a fetus is called only after being pushed through the birth canal of another human being.
2: A good source of stem cells, which are cells that have yet to differentiate into a specific type of cell. For some reason, stem cell research is a very controversial issue.
Note: In some human cultures, especially those with screwed up priorities, feti have more rights than the human women in which they germinate.
Stem cells from a fetus can help the disabled by regenerating into needed cells in damaged parts of their bodies.
by Child Hatter May 08, 2003
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a word that is amusing when paired with the phrase feed us (feed us fetus); as to say that you want to be fed fetus... because rhymes are fun, and fetus is tasty... mmmm, fetus.
Jesus, please us and feed us fetus.
by Anonymous September 09, 2003
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fetus

One who acts like a baby.
Tim: No fair! Those guys get all the girls!
Bill: Shut up, you fetus!
by lingo1 May 11, 2007
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Fetus

A person who weighs less than 120 and who is 5"3 or shorter. Often referred to as "little people". They often travel in herds.
"Look, it's a fetus!"
"We gotta go catch it!"
"Get the net!"
"Look, it has SHOES!"
by TierneyDee January 05, 2009
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