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felony feet

It's a individual with horrific odors coming from the five toes (phalanges), the five longer bones (metatarsals) and the midfoot. This causes ones socks to be crunchy and stand up on end without any props with an odor that would kill a score of people if used as a biological weapon.
Damn you got some stinky feet Rufus !!!

Rufus has Felony feet!!!
by Acissejdnaleon December 7, 2017
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felony card

A felony card is shown by a soccer referee to a soccer player who has broken the rules. A yellow felony card is used to caution a player. A red felony card is given when a major felony is committed, or when a player has accumulated two yellow felony cards.
Thanks buddy for the real nice soccer. Don't want no felony cards. Just kick that soccer ball.
by antix June 12, 2014
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Felony Flats

where you can get pussy, money weed and of course meth. located in the SE region of Portland, Or. This place is white boy felon capitol. hit the pipe and the pussy in felony flats.
I was gettin head while smokin shards in felony flats. felony flats got the cracker jack felons
by big balls December 11, 2015
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Felony Juice

I got all fucked up on FELONY JUICE and stole a Coke machine....
by Little T mart July 31, 2009
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felony stupid

term originally used by members of the legal profession to describe clients or members of the general public who make statements that are totally illogical or impossible to defend
Everyone in class was thinking the teacher was felony stupid when it took him 30 minutes to explain why he was 10 minutes late.
by dp9 October 12, 2003
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Felony Flats

A broad term used by PDX locals to describe SE Portland neigborhoods.
Yeah, I just moved into the flats, or Its dirt cheap living in felony flats.
by shannon2323 March 15, 2009
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felony Twister

When a police officer orders someone to specifically place a hand in a location or to perform a function with a specific body part.
D-Rate got a D.U.I. last night and had to play felony twister.
by El Sadado August 27, 2009
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