Feeter
When you insert your (probably cold) feet in between another person's clenched thighs in order to warm them up. Feet must be placed halfway between the knee and hip.
Step 1. Place feet in position.
Step 2. Activate feeter by telling your host to squeeze down.
Step 3. Notice the warming effect. The feeter is working.
Step 4. Imagine that the feeter is an oven of squishy flesh.
Step 5. Remove feet from feeter, you are freaked out.
Step 6. Get feet cold and repeat steps 1 through 5.
Step 1. Place feet in position.
Step 2. Activate feeter by telling your host to squeeze down.
Step 3. Notice the warming effect. The feeter is working.
Step 4. Imagine that the feeter is an oven of squishy flesh.
Step 5. Remove feet from feeter, you are freaked out.
Step 6. Get feet cold and repeat steps 1 through 5.
Hey man, I forgot my shoes and need to use your feeter.
Yo my homey, I just got all up in that feeter but then I got freaked out. What's up with you?
Hey baby my feets are cold! Can I put 'em in your feeter?
Yo my homey, I just got all up in that feeter but then I got freaked out. What's up with you?
Hey baby my feets are cold! Can I put 'em in your feeter?
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