"The FCC said that we can use 'fuck' as a modifier now. So we can finally say what they really are: Fucking Cocksucking Communists!"
-Steve Hofstetter
by Vimmy Nothing April 29, 2008
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The FCC loves to suck AOL-TW's balls!
by Blah August 9, 2003
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the people who want to control what you think and get rid of people in tv and radio who are not apart of the republican party or george bushes religious right. all want to get rid of howard stern the greatest thing to happen to radio since fm
howard stern is being kicked off of the radio for saying that president bush is wrong in his views of censorship
by ralph March 12, 2004
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"So the FCC won't let me be (or let me be me), so let me see..."
by TR March 15, 2003
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FCC=Fucking Cocksucking Conservatives

These guys are ruining television! We can't have smut on our tvs anymore because they are so Afraid to look at a penis.
The FCC has gone nuts over Janet Jacksons Boobie Exposure
by jack cox February 14, 2004
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"Now the FCC wont let-me-be,
Or let me-be-me so let-me-see,
They try to shut me down on M-T-V,
But it feels so em-pty without me"

Ba naa naa na na...
by 5pencer December 11, 2006
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Fat C*** Chaz

Although anyone by the name of Charles/Charlie can casually assume the title of FCC, there will always only be one true FCC.

To be deemed the FCC, you must:

1) Always be on yattie (girl, biddie) patrol
2) GET BIG on a regular basis
3) Shout obscenities when it is inconvenient to do so
4) Master the art of the bro
5) Master the art of extreme sarcasm
Guy 1: You going to the baseball game?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, I have a lot of work to d-
FCC: BASEBALL GAME AT THREE THIRTY ON THE LOWER FIELD GET BIG BOYS WE OUT YATTIE PATROL ALL WEEKEND TO THE 'SHIP, REALTER. DONEZO.
Guy 1: Who the fuck was that?

College Interviewer: So ______, what would your ideal school look like?
FCC: CAUSE IT REEEEEALLY WOULDN'T HAVE ACADEMICS AND THE GIRLS WOULD BE REEEEALLY UGLY AND I'D HAVE 0 FRIENDS, AND WE WOULDN'T DO IT LIVE EVERY DAY IF THE FUCKING THING SUCKS
College Interviewer: I'm sorry, what?
FCC: I'm looking for a school with a good sports management program.
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