Reagan Era Fastball

A fastball in the mid-80s.

In reference to Ronald Reagan's presidential term from 1981 - 1989.

A Reagan era fastball for strike two. That's mid-eighties.

by MrCalifornia April 9, 2008

Suicidal Semen Fastball

Post intercourse, the man ejaculates into his hand, then winds up the Suicidal Semen Fastball firing it at his partner as fast and hard as he can, flinging the semen all across his partner's body.

" My boyfriend launched his Suicidal Semen Fastball at me, plastering semen all across my face. There were no survivors."

by Krumm and Oblina October 19, 2010

fart fastball

Cupping a fart in your hand and delivering like you were pitching a fastball.

You can let all your friends enjoy a friendly game of fart fastball

by Mikenoki April 29, 2006

Fuck You Fastball

A baseball term that indicates a pitcher blowing a cockshot fastball by a batter, usually for strike three.

Gerrit Cole struck out Cody Bellinger with a fuck you fastball.

by BaseballIQ October 10, 2019

Split-fingered fastball

A baseball pitch that looks like a typical fastball to you, then mindfucks you by dropping out of the strike zone as you swing, utterly humiliating you and making you look like a third-rate bushleaguer. Swinging at this pitch and missing is like getting hit in the face by a freight train--you should have seen it coming, but it's just too damn good for you.

You need an example for this? Seriously? Fine. That thar guy on the mound sure throws a mean SPLIT-FINGERED FASTBALL. Are you happy now!?

by Rusty Was Here April 15, 2009

Zimbabwen Fastball

Where 3 people sit in a line and the 2 on the outside join interior hands to give the guy in the middle a hand job.

Hey mason and payton. You wanna come over and do the ZIMBABWEN FASTBALL????

by Silent-Do Good January 8, 2010

miami fastball

When you shit in your own hand, ball it up, and throw it at someone.

Man, I got so drunk at the party last night that I started throwing Miami Fastballs at everyone I could find.

by Poothrower April 23, 2018