happy famper

A male who, if home alone, will stay in the bathroom and masturbate for an extended duration of time.

"Dude your parents were gone yesterday! did you get shit faced?" "No Celeb Jihad uploaded new videos and I pulled a happy famper."

by Helmbros June 3, 2014

Hall of Famer

The ultra cool act of running two 5 mile runs in one day; also known as a Ramo-Gabe. Both runs must be separate events and 5 miles or in 5 mile increments.

Him: Dude, don't tell me you ran again today.
Me: Yep, I ran 5 miles this morning and just now finished another 5 mile run.
Him: WOW! You ran 2 Gabes in one day. You're a Hall of Famer! I'm impressed!
Me: Ya - I love the Ramo-Gabes.

by Gruteman June 9, 2013

Idaho Hall-of-Famer

a closeted and homophobic gay who can tap-dance(Larry Craig gets inducted next week)

Congratulations! I hear your new boyfriend is a regular Idaho Hall-of-Famer.

by Little Bad Wolf October 23, 2007

famer

-fame - er
-fay - ma

A person who is good. Someone who gives you a CI. A person who is so good, you wish to compliment them by telling them they will be famous one day.

"Thanks for the CI! Much appreciated, FAMER!"

by Bran Nieboer September 27, 2005

famber alert

When she puts you in the friend zone.

"Famber alert bro, she just call me fam and not bae."

by firmhand September 14, 2016

fammered

A cunning combination of the words fucking and hammered.

"dude we got so 'fammered' at that kegger last night"

by Laner21 January 2, 2006

faffer

n. derivation of "FAF" (Fuck And Forget) 1. an attractive woman that would only be good for a one night stand
2. an attractive woman who's personality is unattractive, but who's body is built for sex

v. to have sex with a faffer

She's not really the type of girl you'd wanna date. Yeah, she's a real faffer.

The chick won't shut up about herself, but I'd still faffer.

by johnnyb May 13, 2005