An acronym for "Please Fuck My Mouth."
Sometimes a youthful female begins to speak, and regardless of the arrangement of their syllables or their intonation, it only sounds like "please . . . fuck my mouth?" Women who are unable to speak without propositioning men for oral sex are found in all races, classes, and geographic locations.
This phrase was initially coined after a conversation with a young college student who despite considerable education and vocabulary, struggled to convey any messages besides "Please . . . Fuck My Mouth?"
Sometimes a youthful female begins to speak, and regardless of the arrangement of their syllables or their intonation, it only sounds like "please . . . fuck my mouth?" Women who are unable to speak without propositioning men for oral sex are found in all races, classes, and geographic locations.
This phrase was initially coined after a conversation with a young college student who despite considerable education and vocabulary, struggled to convey any messages besides "Please . . . Fuck My Mouth?"
- Hipster in a coffee shop: "I've never really been in a committed relationship. I just am trying to discover my own identity without a man."
Translation : "P.F.M.M."
- Good girl gone bad: "I just had like 2 beers! I am soooooo wasted! I've never had anything to drink before! I think you should help me get back to my dorm!"
Translation : "P.F.M.M."
-Crunchy environmentalist: Did you know that menstrual pads are not biodegradable and can release toxins that harm our environment? That is why I sew my own pads out of baby blankets because it reduces the amount of waste in landfills, and oceans.
Translation: "P.F.M.M."
Translation : "P.F.M.M."
- Good girl gone bad: "I just had like 2 beers! I am soooooo wasted! I've never had anything to drink before! I think you should help me get back to my dorm!"
Translation : "P.F.M.M."
-Crunchy environmentalist: Did you know that menstrual pads are not biodegradable and can release toxins that harm our environment? That is why I sew my own pads out of baby blankets because it reduces the amount of waste in landfills, and oceans.
Translation: "P.F.M.M."
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An acronym for Not My Fucking Problem. Often used in the workplace when saying Not My Fucking Problem would cost you your job.
The twat I work with called and told me something was wrong. I responded with N.M.F.P. bitch!
My boss is a cock sucker and this company is going down the toilet...and I think to myself N.M.F.P.!
My boss is a cock sucker and this company is going down the toilet...and I think to myself N.M.F.P.!
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Used as an instant argument finisher.
Also, used by people that are too lazy to learn a foreign language, but want to insult someone without them knowing.
Used as an instant argument finisher.
Also, used by people that are too lazy to learn a foreign language, but want to insult someone without them knowing.
I'm sorry Mr. Grant, you didn't get the promotion I promised you." Mr. Grant - "It's fine Mr. CFO, I didn't deserve it...... also, you can T.P.M.F.B.
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Yo that bitch has P.F.M.D.
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