s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h

Short for Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart

He wanna see S.O.M.F.A.I.W.E.M.W.T.Y.H

by Mrgill2812 June 12, 2018

A.F.S.C.M.E.

1. American Federation of State County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME)

2. Another Fucking Scam Concocted by Mediocre Employees

3. A so called "labor union" that is really just an excuse for government employees to sit around all day, peform no labor whatsoever, complain and treat taxpayers like crap.

4. The reason lazy, rude, incompetent public employees can't be fired.

Taxpayer 1: You know that gal at the "service" counter was a complete bitch again today. Why don't they fire her. She can't do her job.

Taxpayer 2: A.F.S.C.M.E.

by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009

F.L.A.M.E

'Fanny Like A Mouse's Ear'
The commonly used acronym for the description of a ladies genital capacity.

'I was with Sarah last night... that truly was a F.L.A.M.E'
'Pop that F.L.A.M.E and get down on it'
'Did you touoh the sides?' 'Yeah, Lindsay has a serious F.L.A.M.E going on'

by Alanette December 27, 2008

E.M.F.

The legendary resident of East PennsylMerica who is singlehandedly responsible for the vast majority of screams, grunts, airhorn blasts, jeep maulings, car crashes involving telephone poles, driveby Tonk-Tonk yellings, impressions of that fucking bear from Harvey Birdman and high-power muzzle flashes that occur in the Lehigh Valley. He is also an excellent and severely brutal mechanic, though sometimes known to intentionally self-immolate for his own amusement while on the clock at Junk-n-Shit Slowlube. Known to hang out with The Devil alot, over down there by the NW Field. E.M.F. is not to be trifled with, especially by those ascot-sporting foofter Hogwarts kids he verbally assaulted at Macs awhile back. Further proof that in addition to being a Kraut and hating republicans because they steal from us, he is also Really Fucking Loud.

E.M.F. once famously invented the word Dingleslaps on the same day his mother coined the term Muffinchops. Brutal.

by spanky mackockleberrie October 4, 2010

I.M.F.E

I.M.F.E.O. means "imperfectly made for each other" a saying used for love one another, but the relationship they have isn't the most perfect one. But no matter the disagreements the s/o still love each other

"babe, why do we fight all the time?"
"because were I.M.F.E.O."

by Pluviophile May 18, 2021

E.m.f.s

Emfs is End My Fucking Suffering.

Gert- Hey carl E.M.F.S
Carl- No

by Jolly hugs May 27, 2018

E.C.M.F.

East Coast Muther Fuckers

E.C.M.F. A 3 PATCHED(outlaw)motorcycle(biker)club.
Principled as defined in our bylaws. Not for the weak of heart.
Strong, unwavering constitution.
Live to Ride-Ride to Live.

by ACTION-EAGLE May 24, 2010